Michelle Scholer

Almost Friday 👏 👏 👏 @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @shudder #TheLastDriveIn

@therealjoebob @Shudder None of that stinky sweet swill. I chose zhiznennaya voda- water of life. It has been around long enough to qualify.

If you intend to celebrate Walpurgisnacht with me on April 24, you will study this three-page document intensely. I have failed five times to get Walpurgisnacht adopted as an American holiday, but I feel like THIS IS THE YEAR. Joe Bob's Wicked Witchy Wingding, only on @Shudder.

@therealjoebob @kinky_horror Buddy. You never shut the eff up lmao… that’s how you became the icon/staple/treasure you are today. Very nice article! We look forward to your future endeavors 🤠 🎥

Sometimes I talk too much--as @kinky_horror constantly reminds me--but this Variety article explains a lot of what I've been sharing privately as I try to answer all the wonderful messages. Thank you, William, for kind of summing it all up. #article-comments" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">variety.com/2026/tv/featur…

@therealjoebob Together, forever we go 🎶 Sally forth, cowboss! 🤠 🍿 🎥

So grateful that I got to spend seven years with you guys! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn I will miss our Friday nights!

Let’s see ‘em @therealjoebob make him do iiittttttt @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn @TheMutantFam

@RadioParfait @therealjoebob @kinky_horror And another one! Black velvet 😱

@RadioParfait @therealjoebob @kinky_horror Nice montage!! 👏 👏

Making #TheLastDriveIn has been one of the great joys of my life. Couldn’t be prouder of everything @therealjoebob, @kinky_horror, our producers and crew have accomplished over a wild 8-year run. Hope you enjoy tonight’s show and everything to come. The Drive-In Will Never Die

@halloweeklypod @kinky_horror @therealjoebob Daughters of darkness

Now that it’s coming to an end. What’s everyone’s favorite film that’s been shown on the last drive in? #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

Love to @therealjoebob @thelastdrivein @kinky_horror

#messiahofevil #TheLastDriveIn @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @TheMutantFam this dope sounds like the singer in crash test dummies 😩 please tell me he gets some sorta “fu”

@judypancoast @Shudder @therealjoebob @kinky_horror Nope

Was that distracting @Shudder logo always down in the corner? How dare it detract from a masterpiece like #MessiahofEvil! #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

@judypancoast @therealjoebob @kinky_horror When u get swaddled like a newborn of course u sleep! Looks comfy

This is why I need you, #MutantFam! The show has barely started and hubby is out like a light! @therealjoebob @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn

@Shudder @ArtVark6

Welcome back, #MutantFam! #TheLastDriveIn

Patiently waiting. This night calls for the strong stuff. Salud! @therealjoebob and @kinky_horror have made a wonderful community. We are Legion (we are Mutants)#TheLastDriveIn @TheMutantFam

@therealjoebob 😝 but we ❤️ you so hard

Y'all just watch the show tonight. #TheLastDriveIn

So now we can officially say that tonight is our last reg episode of The Last Drive-In. The series ends tonight, but we have 4 more holiday specials coming your way throughout this year. Thank you infinitely much to everyone who’s been on this insane journey w us. 🙏 🖤🖤

@therealjoebob And we all ❤️ you.

Attention Mutant Family! If you've been watching #TheLastDriveIn for the past eight years, then you already get what we do, but you MUST watch the season finale this Friday night. . . . I love you guys!

Cult film host Joe Bob Briggs' classic collection is back in a new expanded edition, featuring never-before-seen content and artwork. Others are loving it! a.co/d/00vJ8Md0 @TheMutantFam @therealjoebob @SetDarcyFree A must read for any self -respecting mutant!!

@whatsuptucson what’s up on orange grove near La Canada???

@TheMutantFam @therealjoebob @Shudder @kinky_horror And MY bday is Guy Fawkes day! Almost makes me n Joe bob related 😂

January 27 is an important day in history for a lot of reasons! It's the day the iPad was announced (2010), the Outer Space Treaty was signed (1967), and the beginning of the trial of Guy Fawkes (1606). MORE IMPORTANT than all that, it's the birthdate of Joe Bob Briggs!!! On this day in 1953, the Dallas area had more than 40 drive-in theaters. Little did they know that John Irving Bloom — the man we'd all come to know as Joe Bob Briggs — was fighting his way out of the womb with a Lone Star in one hand and a bolo tie in the other. How he got access to either of those things is a mystery to us all, but those highfalutin doctors didn't dare take them away from him. Now, there might not be any official documentation that that's how it went down, but I'm pretty sure that was the way of it. Either way, here we are 73 years later, and the man who's always reminded us that the drive-in will never die (and who I compete with for my wife's affections) is still going strong and bringing an insane amount of joy into our lives. I myself remember watching Joe Bob as a kid right after WCW Saturday Night went off in the mid-90s, and hearing about his comeback in 2018 was enough to put a month-long smile on my face. Fortunately, that "farewell" marathon turned into a years-long love affair. Joe Bob, from the ones who have been with you since Dallas to the folks who have discovered you along the way, we can't begin to describe what it's meant to have you in our lives. We all come from different backgrounds and ways of life, but for a few hours every here and there, you bring us all together as one happy Mutant Family. Joe Bob, all that to say: we hope this birthday brings you even half the joy you bring into our lives, because if it does, it might just be the best damned birthday this planet has ever seen. Happy 73rd, and here's to 73 more! (You hear that, medical big wigs? We're gonna need you to start working on that NOW) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE BOB! #HappyBirthdayJoeBob #MutantFam #HappyBirthday

@therealjoebob How dare you think all humans deserve dignity, respect and prosperity??? “clutching my pearls”. Keep fighting the good fight, cowboy! Weed out the truly coldhearted scrooges. ✌️ ❤️ and merry Christmas 🎅 Can’t wait for next #thelastdrivein

Thanks to everyone who celebrated the holidays with us tonight, and special thanks to those who supported our five charities. The auction stays open til the 25th, as does the shirt/hoodie/big-ass cup sale. We're kicking the ass of cold cruelty at Christmas!