Stephen McManus

@garycaldwell5 did gary caldwell join wigan...or did wigan join gary caldwell? bramble & shambles the new shake & bake

felt that was my best game this season last night, the boss has got the be impressed that i captained the bhoys back to 3-3 *clap* *clap*

text from @garycaldwell5 "launching a single on itunes to get christmas number 1 - i'm calling it Cald Aid" - what a tit RATM

@GaryCaldwell5 so your the george michael of the team then? i'll be staying away from the toilets when your around

@bazrobson19 got your christmas present on the way home today http://tiny.cc/dmiEr

calling a press confrence at 11.30 to announce the renaming of celtic park to the clap clap arena - cannae wait

went for a run, it was like a scene from rocky and finished by running up the stairs of my house and celebrating - crackin

@neillennon18 stick to recording porno's on the end of tapes and leave the football to us, the team needs to go forward not backwards

@garycaldwell5's maw's for life no just a quickie at christmas

@Willo_Flood_16 i'll get you a comeback book for christmas wee man, the happy meal deal is still going for this weekend dont let skippy know

@Willo_Flood_16 when your bigger you'll learn that clapping 4 dummies is code in the team for gangbanging willo floods mum

@willo_flood_16 they wanted to see if they could transplant some of my talent to you but they can't cos your too special.....in the bad way

@peterlawwell its ok mr lawwell we all got the train in from dalmarnock and the conductor never caught us

smashin time at yorkhill, all those kids faces were a joy to behold when they realised that they aren't as worse off as @willo_flood_16

@tonymogga where there's blame, there's lee naylor

@garycaldwell5 next it'll be "webuyanyGar.com"

was good to see naka back at the training ground this morning, must have turned out a bad move to espanyol.

broonie has challenged @willo_flood_16 to a staring competition, come on wee man you can do it *clap* *clap*

christmas comes once a year, so do goals for fortune. being a good guy i have asked santa to give him a map with a route to goal & a compass

some late night clapping practice before bed, got to be on form for visiting yorkhill tomorrow the kids and @willo_flood_16 love it