Mick and Allen

A new study shows that drinking too much coffee can shrink the brain. Which is why Starbucks has so many repeat customers who are willing to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.

Lay's just released a chip that tastes like Doritos: . . . But isn't a Dorito already a chip that tastes like Doritos???

Today is #NationalHotDogDay It's a great day for lovers of unused parts of slaughtered pigs, cows, and sheep, all ground up and then encased in animal intestines.

Today is #InternationalChessDay No offense, but I'm holding out for International Naked Twister Day. Now THAT'S a party.

16% of people say they haven't weighed themselves since the beginning of the pandemic. Well, they actually tried to weigh themselves . . . but couldn't read the scale with their enormous guts in the way.

Vin Diesel turns 54 on Sunday. #HappyBirthday There won't be any friends at his birthday party, because he doesn't HAVE any friends . . . just FAMILY

Former pro wrestler Jesse Ventura turns 70 today. #HappyBirthday Remember when he became governor of Minnesota and we thought, "Well, politics will never get more insane than this!" Boy, were we ever wrong!

Oregon is dealing with a grasshopper outbreak this summer. Oh, and a grass SMOKER outbreak for at least five decades.

Today is Kevin Hart's birthday, he turns 42. #HappyBirthday @KevinHart4real No jokes, we seriously hope you have a great day. Thanks for all the laughs

TikTok is going to let users post longer videos. Wait, isn't that called YouTube?

Today is International Chicken Wing Day. . . . Now that's a day everyone can celebrate! Except chickens.

Two-thirds of Americans say they'd rather work four 10-hour days than five 8-hour days. Although lately it seems like most Americans are happy working seven zero-hour days.

Eating chocolate for breakfast can actually improve your blood sugar and help you burn fat. How about if you also eat it for lunch, dinner, and between-meal snacks?

Yesterday was #NationalKissingDay And today is ... "Hey, Does This Look Like Mouth Herpes to You Day?"

A study found that pizza is the best food to order on a first date. Provided of course... that the pizza isn't served at a Chuck E. Cheese . . . otherwise that's the first and LAST date!

Today is National Eat Your Vegetables Day. Which means it's also National Overdose on Ranch Dressing Day.

Ice Cube turns 52 today. #HappyBirthday We hope he plans on spending the day just "chillin'."

An Ohio woman testified that the COVID-19 vaccine turned her into a magnet. Then she reattached herself to the fridge.

A study finds that taking 4,500 steps a day will help you live longer. Now comes the tough part: ACTUALLY DOING IT

Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson got his hip replaced. And we hope he wrote a new song about it: "Limp to the Hills".