Freckle Face Strawberry

Trump tells his base that he has "professional" level expertise when it comes to technology. Um...are they aware that he doesn't know how to close a fucking umbrella?

@HeresyArtCat @washghost1 You’re a slab of raw beef.

@MicrocosmicClod @washghost1 That's a slab of raw beef.

This isn’t a burger. This is the stuff you clean off of the grill before you make a burger

@Hot_Pepper76 Immigrant Song. Can't stand that wailing part—it gives me such a headache.

If you could erase ONE overplayed classic rock song from existence forever, so it never gets played again, which one are you nuking and why? Be brutal. This will help me when posting songs. I try to avoid the ones I see over and over, but they still get a lot of love.

@catwithaura The parsley, sage and thyme are jealous!

i don't know why these cats were getting high on rosemary 😂😂

@apl4cef0rmyhead @thetruth_7175 Also, they don’t smell too good.

@thetruth_7175 Donc c’est commun à tous les platistes d’être grossier ?

Les platistes, pourquoi y’en a pas un seul d’entre vous qui est parti au bord de la terre pour nous prouver qu’elle est plate ?

flat earthers are so funny man "they're lying about the shape of the earth" okay why?

What will Trump do if Iran refuses to open Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday?

@MysterySolvents The world rejoices.

What happens when Trump dies?

@america_dreamer @SpencerHakimian

@SpencerHakimian Check Mate bitches!

JUST IN: Trump gives Iran their 8th last final chance. This time, he means business. 👊🏽 🇺🇸 🔥

Republicans suddenly discovering “that's just how people talk” when Trump drops 'Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards' on Easter while threatening to bomb Iranian infrastructure. Funny—when Biden’s team used milder profanity or Obama said “bullshitter” about Romney, or even when Biden whispered “big fucking deal” on a hot mic, it was proof Democrats were vulgar, classless and unfit for leadership. The pearl-clutching was endless: “This is the White House!” “Degrading the office!” Now it's “tough guy diplomacy”? Hypocrisy much? Either profanity from the president is beneath the dignity of the office, or it’s not. You can’t have it both ways depending on whose team is swearing.

Everyone so “Horrified”at President TRUMP and his language. GIVE ME A BREAK. This is the way people TALK. Get Over it. It’s barely lunch Time and I’ve heard the F word on the streets of NYC a dozen times. TRUMP is Keeping it Real—-WE ARE GOING TO WIN!

I have zero patience for flat-earthers and the “space photos are staged” crowd. They treat ignorance like it’s a personality trait worth broadcasting.

@Spamfromk I thought the lyrics to the song went, “Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse soap and sleigh.”

What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Flat-earthers shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

@depressionlesss Nice to see Kevin Spacey out and about these days.

Cat is confused about how a human can speak his language 😹

@_Ochiedike The same way Iron Man flew around in his magical suit.

How did Jesus die on a Friday and rose again in three days on Sunday? 🤔

@UltraMagaGirl @LndamyDark Are you high? In what universe do husbands and wives always have the same political leanings? Archie was a proud Republican, appoint he made hundreds if not thousands of times during the course of the show.

@LndamyDark Proof they were Democrats not Republicans. They were blue dog Dems. Funny how liberals today cant even recognize their own party before they went insane.

All in the family I've seen a lot of these episodes but I don't remember this one. Maybe you do. But I have never seen Edith so pissed off. This is a great clip. Hope you enjoy it.

@Seergiot3ck It’s turtles all the way down.

Miedo a tomarle la foto de lado?

@sinclairemafia Wow. Your 8 fucking followers are going to love this post! 😂

Im okay with that. We got better things to spend money on besides $100B to send 4 people on a joyride around the moon.