@purpledrank0 @timehasflownby @rationalyankee I regret to inform you he’s going into the Hall and it will most likely be on the 1st ballot.
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@timehasflownby @MicrophoneMilo @rationalyankee I won’t be crying. You’re gonna still be super angry that nobody is gonna consider Altuve anything other than as a cheater, though.
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@timehasflownby @rationalyankee Wow! Makes you wonder why they decided to do something so egregious and get punished for it, if it had no effect!
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Just so unbelievably bad, it’s hard to fully articulate the problem.
Those teams in 2011-2013 weren’t even trying to win. It’s just a mix of bad signings, bad coaching, bad health, and general inability to adapt to the huge pitching rule changes in recent years.
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Astros 2026 Champs@AstrosOptimism2
2011 Astros team ERA - 4.51 (56-106) 2012 Astros team ERA - 4.56 (55-107) 2013 Astros team ERA - 4.79 (51-111) 2026 Astros team ERA - 5.59 (???)
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@purpledrank0 @timehasflownby @rationalyankee Few things are funnier than watching Yankee and Dodger fans (the two richest and most powerful organizations in the sport) coming together for a joint pity party.
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@HouLAPhx I think it’s partially it.
These guys are either walking hitters or getting hammered regularly.
They’re bad, but it shouldn’t be this bad. There are teams actively trying to not win this season that are pitching far better than us. It’s partially coaching.
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@MicrophoneMilo It’s not a failure to adjust to the ABS. You seem to have expectations in these guys but these aren’t MLB caliber arms we’re putting on the mound. We have pitchers that no other team wanted.
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Last year, they had a staggering amount of injuries. But even then, they still managed to pitch relatively well until the very end when it just fell apart.
It’s obvious that our guys have failed to adjust to the new ABS rules. Miller’s staff pitches scared.
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Matt Kawahara@matthewkawahara
The Astros lost three of four to the Mariners. Yordan Alvarez and Braden Shewmake combined for all five of their hits in an 8-3 loss today. Their pitching staff has allowed eight or more runs in 16 of 45 games; it did that 15 times all last season. Houston is 17-28.
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#Astros lose (Final: 8-3).
Water is wet. It’s a good day to dismiss your manager and your pitching coach. The GM can join them too.
Record: 17-28
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@BenOndaTop That’s been Joe Espada’s team for 3 years now.
Take away the mid season 6 week hot streak they had in 2024 and 2025 and this has been the norm.
The teams reflect him. No energy. No life. Just boring. They’re relieved to win one game and you can tell.
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All 7 runs Mike Burrows allowed today came with 2 outs and 2 strikes.
3 executed pitches make the difference between a good day vs an awful day.
Yes, it’s a talent issue but it’s also coaching. Plenty of no-name pitchers out there with other clubs get better results
#Astros
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Cam Smith does absolutely nothing.
Just up there flailing away.
Hitting .205
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Mitch Garver hasn’t hit a homer all year and he’s hitting .180
It’s just hard to wrap your head around how awful this product is. I mean Dana whiffs on 90% of every move he makes.
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Milo Hamilton’s Microphone@MicrophoneMilo
Yordan gets the team on the board and Mike Burrows follows it up by surrendering a 2-run HR the very next inning to Mitch Garver. Once again with 2 strikes and 2 outs. It’s comical how fucking awful this staff is. When Joe gets fired, Miller needs to go with him. #Astros
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Yordan gets the team on the board and Mike Burrows follows it up by surrendering a 2-run HR the very next inning to Mitch Garver.
Once again with 2 strikes and 2 outs.
It’s comical how fucking awful this staff is. When Joe gets fired, Miller needs to go with him.
#Astros
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When your pitching staff is walking guys at historic levels and so obviously failing to adjust to the new ABS style of pitching, you have to look partially at coaching.
We are walking half a dozen guys every night.
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Milo Hamilton’s Microphone@MicrophoneMilo
We are just so bad, man. Josh Miller probably deserves to be canned more than Joe Espada. Pitching is just atrocious. 3-run HR given up in the 1st inning, set up by (you guessed it!) another 2 out walk. Miller’s staff, even with injuries, is historically awful. #Astros
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We are just so bad, man.
Josh Miller probably deserves to be canned more than Joe Espada. Pitching is just atrocious.
3-run HR given up in the 1st inning, set up by (you guessed it!) another 2 out walk.
Miller’s staff, even with injuries, is historically awful.
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I probably give LMJ more shit than anybody, but he deserves credit for tonight. We know he’s washed up, but he battled and held his own.
Gave the team an opportunity to win. That’s all you can ask for.
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#Astros win! (Final/10: 4-3).
It’s really bad right now, but they can at least feel good about tonight.
LMJ was solid overall. It was much needed. They tried to give it away, but the bullpen didn’t break. Cole got the walkoff hit. Gritty win.
Record: 17-27
#ChaseTheFight
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#Astros getting mowed down by a guy who hasn’t pitched this season.
They have no life.
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And that’s not me being a typical “Negative Nancy”.
There actually is no point to keep him in our rotation if he’s gonna pitch this bad. A random minor leaguer giving you 3-4 decent innings every five days would be far more beneficial to this team than forcing LMJ on everyone.
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Lance McCullers will start again tonight. His ERA currently sits at 7.41…
If we get another 3.2 IP and 5+ ER type of outing tonight, then this really does need to be his last start as a member of this franchise.
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