Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert)

I need a little gargoyle to sit on my head and beat me with a stick when I am behaving Attention Deficitly

@glumeria the look on white t-shirt guy’s face is killing me

@glumeria have you checked to see if it’s available through interlibrary loan? hpl is Extremely connected, so the chances would be decent

@glumeria oh my god I could cry

@JiallCoran just hearing Zach’s voice on a new track made me tear up INSTANTLY. I miss them so bad

@spoiledflor hehehe I hope u enjoy <3

@MicrosuedeMouse ohhhh im eating so good today

I need to do a rewatch of the movies and show again. I miss my babies

@spoiledflor same username everywhere girlie! c: archiveofourown.org/users/Microsue…

@MicrosuedeMouse ohhh thats so pure i love that bb omg also lemme have ur ao3 so i can run there🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

@spoiledflor ALSO also. that show & some of the fics I wrote for it inspired two different original projects that grew way bigger & are still kicking around in the back of my brain… rly wonderful to find media that inspires u that much I think

@spoiledflor I still have SO much fondness for it. it also came into my life at almost exactly the same time flor did, and both were such huge sources of comfort & joy for me… a very special time 💞 + if you’re into Jacob/Cassandra there’s still a bunch of fic on my ao3 hehe

@glumeria arms are a tight fit I guess? I just saw a customer wearing them the same way like half an hour ago, so. I guess your guy’s not the only one

@glumeria just pushed ‘em up, back, and over

@spidey_kell LMAO

@MicrosuedeMouse i feel like you’d appreciate this lol

@dieworkwear or send you to our local cobbler. you can spend hundreds on good work shoes even w/o steel toes, met guards, etc - we WANTED you to be comfortable & get your money’s worth. loads of guys swore by the cobbler’s help to get the best use out of their Redwings, Blunds, Timbs, etc!

@dieworkwear as someone who worked in a work shoe & workwear store for a while, we also had a cobbler on call and whom we recommended customers to. most of our customer base was farmers & car factory employees. we could stretch shoes in-store, but if you needed other mods/repairs we’d call >

I can tell you who goes to cobblers. And a bit about the trade. 🧵

@JiallCoran try being Canadian 🥲 it’s either pray for a Toronto date I can spend all day trekking out to (and I’m lucky to be close enough to do so) or spend the money, and rn frankly take the risk, to travel to the states if there’s a date close enough to your stretch of the border

@glumeria this looks like nerds for draculas

@mergansser ngl that is also how I interpreted it before I read your actual tweet

celebrating 70 years of the muppets!! 💖 🌈 #TheMuppets70

@JiallCoran I think they should stop using it for anything, full stop

using the kierkegaard dash to show i’m human