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Daily reminder I voted for John Kasich in the primary. Don't hold me responsible for the current mess of the GOP.

@yonann @colorado_sass time for the out of touch boomer advice

Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"

Well, this race just got interesting

@BigMcLrgHuge What a 1-2 punch

The fuck just happened

White smoke. A new horny congressman has been elected.

@Rockies @mrsmet @colorado_sass

Hey @mrsmet, Dinger wants you to know he'll be in NYC this weekend 🤙

Yeah its over, they got the Fucked up Car Photo of him

@TheBabylonBee @colorado_sass

Nation Kicks Off Fundraiser To Get Mamdani To Hug The Dodgers' Mascot buff.ly/H50qqby

@Kurt_Steiner @colorado_sass

One of the odder American maps.

@colorado_sass I know it won't happen, but I wish he'd see how bad this is and just retire, cancel the contract, and free up that money. He's gotta know it's a bad look.

There's been a second world leader being told something bad meme

@lindseywasson @colorado_sass This sounds like something that would happen to the Rockies

Artist Lou Cella reacts as the bat on his statue of former Seattle #Mariners right fielder Ichiro Suzuki breaks during its unveiling outside of T-Mobile Park, Friday, April 10, 2026, in Seattle. (AP Photo/Lindsey Wasson)

Eric Draper (George W. Bush’s White House Photographer) recalling a funny moment he had with the President: One spring day in 2003, I was sitting at my desk when the phone rang. It was Ashley Estes, the president's personal secretary. "The president wants you now. Get up here," she said. I had no idea what was happening. Was I missing a historic meeting? Did a world crisis just start? Ashley pointed me to the Oval Office. The president was standing alone behind his desk, looking out the window. His back was to me. "Eric, can you see it? A duck is walking across the South Lawn," he said. He must have thought it would make a great photo. I walked up next to him, looked out the window, and only saw lush, green grass. "It's gone now," he said. "Maybe you can catch it next time." Still catching my breath, I walked back to my office thinking, "My job is unbelievable." Extract from Eric Draper’s book “Front Row Seat”

@colorado_sass Are you guys gonna get food again?

@colorado_sass That was horrible advice for their situation

@Rockies @colorado_sass Is everything alright out there?

Home SWEEP home 💜

@dan_wilson4 @colorado_sass ouch

If you buy Opening Day tickets to a team who lost 119 games the previous season and then said team trails 7-0 before their first at-bat, you should not only be given a refund but additional financial compensation as well.

Umpire union is way too powerful for this man to still have a job

@UmpScorecards @colorado_sass

Umpire: CB Bucknor Final in 11: Red Sox 5, Reds 6 #DirtyWater // #ATOBTTR #BOSvsCIN // #CINvsBOS More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…

@CBoxSports @colorado_sass I need more of this all season long

Eugenio Suarez was punched out on two consecutive pitches by C.B. Bucknor…..ABS overturned both calls.

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