Corey Paterson

The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

@PokeGoFriends Southern Oregon player

Need friends to complete field research! #PokemonGO

Awww I found a black widow eating cereal.

@TheJonasKnox @LaVarArrington @FoxSportsRadio You guys should talk about sports.

It's #2PCOJ with @LaVarArrington & Me this morning on @FoxSportsRadio 6-9am ET/3-6am PT iheart.com/live/fox-sport…

If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.

“Winchester Surprise” for dinner from the Supernatural Cookbook @jarpad @JensenAckles #SPN

I haven't followed anyone back on Twitter since the summer of '94. It was a whimsical, carefree summer, and bots weren't even a glimmer in our eyes.

Orcas stole my catalytic converter.

In Spider-man 4 when someone’s in trouble Peter Parker just pulls out his phone and records it for his Facebook story.

Pokémon Go!!! Let’s be friends. Trainer code 9929 1668 7269

Got me some Boyz II Men tickets in April at Seven Feathers. They were my favorite group of the 90's and top 5 all-time. Pretty happy right now.

@Krrrristie :(

Have you ever been so high you’re about to tell everyone what’s so funny… Yo, fren… don’t… You’re welcome

What is your favorite 80's movie? Answer while sipping on a Jolt Cola.

@leftarmisme That's a lovely set up.

Christmas is so cozy 😭