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@Magyar191 @Gazpachen You don’t get pussy

@Gazpachen Y eso que no has visto jugar al hermano mayor, que aparte que no aporta un carajo y está sobrevalorado, también es alcohólico.

La mayor estafa de los últimos años. Haber pagado 30 millones de euros por Jobe Bellingham ha sido uno de los mayores robos de la historia del fútbol mundial. Tiene resortes en los botines. Todo le rebota. No hace un control bien. No hace un quite productivo. No genera espacios. No es un gran pasador. No mete goles. ¿Qué le vieron a este muchacho? Y lo peor es que hasta Watzke le escribió una carta para convencerlo de llegar a Dortmund. Y sí, allí está el problema. No es la culpa del chancho, sino del que le da de comer.

@speeds_c What’s the obsession with Rashford? If things go wrong it’ll be blamed on him. Need to move on

Recall Rashy, buy 3 midfielders, 1 ceiling raiser and 2 for depth, grab Lewis Hall from Newcastle by any means necessary and lets get number 21 over the line next year, INEOS make it happen

@PSGNJ1 Keep crying

So a Ligue 2 player last season is now breaking records in the “high intensity” Premier League? Interesting.

@StevenDonovan02 Gnonto

I’m scared about what Ngumoha is going to become in 2-3 years time man. Unbelievable talent. Again, fuck ten Hag

@promes489 Get a life

Sesko was having one of his best games of the season and this coach decided to take him off

@certified_SY @Apremunit @ChibuzoJayjay You don’t get pussy

@Apremunit @ChibuzoJayjay But I prefer it that way than bushy although I get what you mean 😌

dear men if her pussy is always shaved or waxed, please always wear a condom.

@Pauligoon1974 @UTDKara You don’t get pussy

@UTDKara Big deal, they’ll make a int of themselves in it again, couldn’t even beat Copenhagen last time! They need 12 players, fukn banter club

🚨 Breaking: Manchester United have officially qualified for the UEFA Champions League next season after Brighton lost to Newcastle United

@carter6f They’ll be lucky to get 20mill views per song on YouTube

“I want Wizkid, Davido, and Burna Boy to drop a collab album 💿every song will hit 1 billion streams, then a global tour immediately 🌍 Me and BNXN will co-write it… the whole world will shake😁🔥” — Ruger

@doctokwus @yeankhar Africans still budgeting data in 2026 lol we’re cooked

@yeankhar How will DSTV cry? It takes at least 5Gb to watch live 90mins football match in HD.That's at least ₦2000 worth of data for every 90mins match without half time analysis.If you are to watch all 104 matches=₦208k.Half 100k of data.Dstv per month 36k with analysis & other channels

DSTV go don dey cry like this

@lonely4real_ Grow up

The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags.

@zviko_bee @curious_edline Grow up

@curious_edline I think the word you’re looking for is grace

Sekuru does not like healthy food He does not like drinking water he prefers Soft drinks or juice. He does not like veggies ,he likes meat He also drank a little 102 years is not because of healthy habits or eating rather i think its just genetics

@xonphused No shit

Every religion on earth is man-made.

@SirTitusVeTech @Tom_FaraiManuel Yes

@Tom_FaraiManuel So the customer should bear the cost for you not getting a return ride??

Why not? That’s a 14 km journey, a decent fuel saver does roughly 12km/l @ $2.08/l that’s maybe $2.50, which means a 50% profit for that ride. I think we’re too used to taking advantage of each other.

@Shadaya_Knight The right one has the grip. You know non about pussy, pussy

Do you genuinely believe that these 2 women's pvssy's are the same? Nonsense.

@david_ekpendu @Chi_lady_89 @onlyone_success @Dutchess699031 @guzu_p lol

As i said The final form of a h0e Is a church girl Dont be a retirement plan for them Stay woke.... Its cold out there

@UgwunnaEjikem It’s just business. If Dubai, London or New York were in Africa, we would get the best planes in and out

International airlines 🤝 Using old airplanes for African flights If you fly often, you’d notice it, it’s obvious. Dem no too rate us lol no wam.

@exfootballfan @ahtalksfutbol lol

@ahtalksfutbol Kayode

United cannot go into CL with these fullbacks man. Shaw looks washed, Dalot still has his bozo moments, Mazraoui offers nothing going forward, and we don’t even have a proper backup LB.

@Zikode_ka_Gasa @curious_edline Grow up man

@curious_edline Every dream means something but most people are too dumb to decipher. This has nothing to do with religion. It has has something to do with why we have dreams at all.

First sign of religious psychosis is thinking every dream means something .

@justAT3chGuy @Asmr_Hub_ Keep thinking that buddy

@Asmr_Hub_ I swear a Muslim would of never did that or approved don’t blame west for those who are quick to blame all for some

How is the wife so chill after finding out what her husband is doing with a teenage boy?

@EmediongTG @udysznx You don’t get pussy

@udysznx So when a woman cheats, she's a whore but when a man cheats, he's just being a man? Both genders cheat not just women. Keep the same energy for everyone. Everyone needs to do better, not just women.

women cheating means more whores (free pussy) women not cheating means more moral women for marriage