Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench

This is what @brendan905 has been preaching about for 15 years LOL

Fuck it give Asuka the 09-14 Taker role

@historyinmemes 👀 I don’t even know if that’s PG😐

My entire adolescence prepared me for this text from my wife this morning

Big Cat is just the living answer of “I wonder what would happen if one of my friends won the lottery”

i've turned down sex to watch a lebron game. sex is always on the table but there's only so many lebron games left. common sense

It’s taken me two full days to respond to all my texts. I hadn’t been on social media until today and I’m overwhelmed by all the messages here too. So much love. So I can’t help but to be filled completely with gratitude… My story has been nothing short of remarkable and I am truly blessed to have had such an illustrious, accolade-laden and, most importantly, fun-filled career. I made my childhood dream become the most wonderful reality. Throughout this journey, I’m so thankful to have been surrounded by great friends and to have built so many unbreakable connections with people that I’m very proud to call my family. Most people go through life without ever experiencing a love like I have for Woods and E. That bond alone would have made this whole experience worth it. There are far too many people to mention by name here, but to everyone who has ever supported me, guided me, helped me, taught me, cheered for me, praised me, stood up for me, and even rooted against me: Thank you. I appreciate you more than words can say. My main mission has always been a simple one: To provide a comfortable life filled with heartwarming memories for my family. And, largely in part to all of you, I can proudly say that I have achieved that goal and more. This wasn’t supposed to be a novel, so let me wind it down with some advice: Do your best to live a life without regrets, control what you can control, always give it your all, and fight hard for what you believe in. Do not ever compromise or accept less than your due when it comes to your worth. Find the courage to believe in yourself and fearlessly pursue your goals and dreams, because anything is possible. The kid that was too small, short, skinny, and scrawny was never supposed to make it in this land of giants…yet here we are. And so… …as the sun sets on one chapter, so too must it rise in another. Tomorrow is indeed…a New Day. ☀️

obama picked up that phone and said get me big match john

I hope you freaks enjoy this National Holiday today.

good morning everyone. we aren’t done yet. #WeWantKairi

@RhodesKotaEra #WeWantKiara

If you're reading this post, drop #WeWantKairi in the replies 3rd trending in the US but we can get it higher. LET THEM KNOW ⤵️

Respect. Class move

bald head ass gets whatever he wants eating wings kissing keke palmer what the fuck ever bro

Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel

My wife (Supermodel - look it up) wanted to name one of our daughters Stamos.

Maybe it’s just a couple friends interlocking lips? You know. Like when you and your boys get together and have a little smoochy smooch at the bar then 6 years later hang out at a sex hotel. Things of that nature and such.

Danhausen found Cold Steve backstage at WRESTLEMANIA! Oh Hell Yeahhausen 💀 @steveaustinBSR @WWE

A new Canadian comedy television show, “Trailer Park Boys,” premieres on Showcase.