Minerva

I need you guy's hands for something again, these are mine, please show me yours, now

One time when I was 12 my dad sent my mom a dick pic while I was doing something on her phone and I haven't borrowed her phone ever since

I don't even speak Portuguese man

@wittgenstran You look like a French-Mexican majoring in Anthropology who listens to acoustic guitar singer-songwriter and has a gig on indie cinema and theater and an Irish first name

Pooners who think they're passoids always wear some dumb shit like light blue jeans and a white tee

Jesus Christ man my sister keeps playing her fucking white people ukelele acoustic beach guitar playlist man fuckkkkkkk me

I'm in the GPS telling my boyfriend actual bullshit I don't know how to read this shit

@SLIPSLOOPSLAP Then he said the n word

@SLIPSLOOPSLAP He changed his pfp to some sharty nazi shit and then blocked me at the time because he thought I exposed him (even tho I didn't know) because they joked about the fake account he was using being Verity and then the dumbass came out clean thinking they were serious

Il grande rape

I'm calm and then I scroll past a post of you people being happy and it makes me groan

Jesus Christ man all I can smell, taste and feel is blood

@fallenjester_ You know the mod already fucked your installation second Wade shows up

When you are loading into GTA and you start seeing pictures you dont normally see

@tunapoona I would say this if I swore to solemnly affirm that all I was about to testify about you shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God

@ChubChaseGengar I didn't spell it right fuckkk

@Midnerva Your shitalian is showing

He looks so dumb with that fucking warrior cut

This is how the gman showed up on alyx

@ultr4nima Pizza sim came out a while ago tho

giving up on this draft