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@DolioJ what is that retarded synchronized swimming routine supposed to do tactically?

Note: these instructors have zero liability insurance

@NoDMsPerfavore Myself

BOAT IS SINKING AND THERE'S ONLY 1 LIFE JACKET- WHO ARE YOU SAVING?

@RealJamesWoods It’s dumb they are using hand tools. Should be using oscillating multi-tool with rigid scraper blades. Or maybe use a cutting blade at the wrist after pre-applying a tourniquet.

Leave them there and set up some cones in the highway.

@alexysiktrice @rustyrockets That’s AI slop. It might be impressive if done on the bottom of the plane where it could be seen from the ground.

En Arménie, l'artiste Suisse Vierwind a transformé un avion en une gigantesque fresque de Jésus christ...

The Official Vitamin D Optimisation Protocol (Not endorsed by anyone with a marketing budget) Step 1: Cancel your supplement subscription. You will not need it. Step 2: Bin every seed oil in the house. Sunflower. Rapeseed. The "vegetable oil" with no specified vegetable. Yes, the expensive one too. Step 3: Replace with butter, tallow, lard, ghee, and the dripping you've been told to throw away. Step 4: Eat all the beef, cheese, eggs, and butter in sight. Then find some more. Step 5: Go outside. I know. Radical. Step 6: Roll up your sleeves. Expose the parts of you that haven't seen daylight since the second lockdown. Step 7: Build up gradually. Ten minutes. Then twenty. The factor 50 industry would prefer you forgot that your skin has been doing this for millions of years. Step 8: Wait three months. Better sleep. Steadier mood. Skin that tans where it used to burn. Step 9: Reap the profits. Supplement money: yours. Sunscreen money: yours. Statin money: yours. The decade you'd have spent slightly tired and slightly inflamed: yours. Step 10: Tell precisely no one. Smile. Nod. Go back outside.

"Bacon contains nitrites and nitrites cause cancer." A 100g portion of bacon contains roughly 5.5 mg of nitrate. A 100g portion of spinach contains roughly 741 mg. Spinach has approximately 130 times more of the substance bacon is being prosecuted for. Around 80 percent of dietary nitrate in the human diet comes from vegetables. The leafy salad your dietitian recommends is, by mass, a nitrate delivery system that makes a rasher look like a rounding error. The standard rebuttal is that vegetable nitrates are different. They are not. The exact same molecule, absorbed in the exact same gut, recirculates through the exact same salivary glands, gets reduced to nitrite by the exact same bacteria on the back of the tongue, and ends up in the exact same stomach. The pathway is called the enterosalivary circulation. It is how your body makes nitric oxide. It is the basis of every beetroot pre-workout product on the shelf. The absolute increase in colorectal cancer risk from 50g of processed meat per day is roughly 0.7 percentage points over a lifetime. One in twenty-five becomes one in twenty-one. Only if you eat that much, every day, for the rest of your life. The molecule isn't the problem. The framing is. Eat the bacon.

@DolioJ Beef and Egg and butter pie with shedded cheese melted into the fat on top.

BU RRIIII TOOOOOOS

Farmer: "Gentlemen. I'd like to present the ultimate plant-based protein technology." Investor 1: "We're listening." Farmer: "It converts inedible plant matter into complete protein. Grass, cornstalks, brewery waste, vegetable peelings. Anything cellulose-rich that humans can't digest." Investor 2: "Energy requirements." Farmer: "Sunlight." Investor 2: "For the plant matter, you mean." Farmer: "And for the conversion. Same sunlight. Reused." Investor 3: "Heating costs for the bioreactor." Farmer: "None. The unit holds 38.5 degrees year-round on its own." Investor 1: "Failure rate." Farmer: "Self-repairing. The unit also replicates once a year at no additional cost." Investor 3: "Replicates." Farmer: "Produces a smaller version of itself. Which becomes a full unit." Investor 2: "Net carbon." Farmer: "Neutral. The carbon in goes back to the air the grass pulled it from. Round and round, same atoms, no new ones added." Investor 1: "And the waste output." Farmer: "Twenty tonnes of soil enrichment per unit per year. The waste is also a product." Investor 2: "This would obliterate Beyond Meat." Farmer: "It already has. They just don't know yet." Investor 1: "Where can we see one." Farmer: "There are about 1.5 billion currently deployed. Have been for ten thousand years." [silence] Investor 3: "It's a cow, isn't it." Farmer: "It's a cow." Investor 2: "We were promised plant-based." Farmer: "The plant goes in one end. I don't know what else you wanted."

@SamaHoole 😂

Cardiologist: potatoes are healthy. Cardiologist: seed oils are heart-healthy. Cardiologist: frying potatoes in seed oil is one of the worst things you can do for your heart. Cardiologist: ... Cardiologist: anyway, here is your statin.

@SamaHoole 💯

The whole point of carnivore, the thing that makes it work, is that it is almost insultingly simple. And then the meatfluencers got hold of it. Now you cannot scroll three posts without being told that carnivore is a complicated metabolic intervention requiring electrolyte protocols, desiccated organ capsules, grass-finished certification, bone broth simmered overnight for the collagen, magnesium glycinate before bed, twelve cuts in rotation, and a nose-to-tail rota of organ meats most people would rather not look at. This is nonsense. Well-meaning in some cases, content-farming in most, but nonsense. Here is what carnivore actually is. Eat as much steak as you want. Cook it in butter. Eat as many eggs as you want. Cook them in butter. Eat as much butter as you want. Then add a little more butter. Two proper meals a day. One if you're not hungry for two. Don't time them, don't space them, don't fret about the gap. No calorie counting. No tracking. No app. No supplements, bar a few drops of iodine if you're not going crazy on seafood. No electrolyte protocols. No bone broth. No organ meats if they don't appeal. Supermarket beef is real beef. Birthday cake won't end you. Tomorrow's eggs are still in butter. That is the entire protocol. This is a diet that runs in the background. It does not ask for your attention. The hours you used to spend negotiating with hunger, planning the next snack, counting something, weighing something, all come back to you. Use them. Build something. Train harder. Read the books you said you would. Be present for the people in your house. The diet will keep working while you do. Meaningful changes in weeks. Steady, compounding progress over months. Weight settles. Energy holds. Mood stabilises. Hunger stops being the loudest voice in the room. The meatfluencers cannot sell you this, which is why you are not being sold it. There is no affiliate code for "eat the steak with butter on it." No twelve-week protocol. No premium tier. There is just the steak. And the butter. And the eggs. And the quiet recognition, somewhere around week three, that your great-grandmother already knew everything you needed to know about food. Carnivore is the most idiot-proof diet ever assembled. That is precisely why it is the most powerful. Eat the steak. Add the butter. Get on with your life.

@pnwguerrilla @iowa_an That’s because there is too much government. It’s not that things shouldn’t be illegal, it’s that if you let government decide, it’s a shit show.

@iowa_an Not enough parents are parenting

The libertarian mind literally cannot comprehend the idea that some things should be illegal. I don’t want to see a cellphone in a Childs hand anymore than i do a fentanyl needle.

@pnwguerrilla @PeteTulley You know the cycle, there is no law so trivial, the government won’t kill you for it.

@PeteTulley Where is the threat of violence? Lol what. Are you retarded?

Wants to use threats of violence to raise your kids his way.

@OrevaZSN @FenixAmmunition Yeah, none of those Apex animals have a fucking job. When you have a job, they have things to do during the business day you gotta get up and run at 4 AM.

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@DefNotDarth What if I can’t run? What if the person I’m with can’t run or the threat is between me and my loved one? What if the criminal can run faster than me and catches me and stabs me in the back?

For people who think “stand your ground” laws mean you can shoot people more liberally without repercussions, a word of advice. RUN! In front of you is a violent person you MIGHT be able to shoot. But sprint in the other direction and there’s a ZERO percent chance you catch a charge. Simple math. Don’t shoot people because you think you MIGHT be able to beat the case. That’s fucking retarded.

@TFTC21 If I get this… there’s nothing left to lose.

A peer-reviewed paper published last year in the journal Bioethics by two professors at Western Michigan University School of Medicine argues that it is "morally obligatory" to genetically engineer ticks to spread alpha-gal syndrome, a permanent condition that makes you violently allergic to red meat. The paper is called "Beneficial Bloodsucking." Their argument: if eating meat is morally wrong, then preventing the spread of a disease that forces people to stop eating meat is also morally wrong. Scientists should gene-edit lone star ticks to enhance their ability to carry alpha-gal syndrome and expand their range into urban environments to infect more people. They call this a "moral bioenhancer." They frame releasing genetically modified disease-carrying ticks as a "vaccination" that only "infringes" on your bodily autonomy rather than "violating" it. The distinction, apparently, is that a tick bit you instead of a government official holding you down. Alpha-gal syndrome is not mild. The CDC estimates up to 450,000 Americans are already affected. Cases have surged 100-fold in the last decade. Symptoms include anaphylaxis. There is no cure. Alpha-gal cases are exploding across the United States. The lone star tick's range is expanding far beyond its historical territory. And two academics at a medical school published a paper arguing this is a good thing that should be accelerated. At what point do we stop treating papers like this as fringe academic exercises and start asking whether anyone is already acting on them?

Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

@SamaHoole At a restaurant called Charcoal in Kitchener ON Canada, I told them no sides, just steak. They let me substitute in a second steak as a “side” for just $12 more… 👍

Me: "Two ribeyes, please. Just the steaks." Waiter: "Two ribeyes for the table?" Me: "Two ribeyes for me." Waiter: [does not write this down] Me: "Both medium rare." Waiter: "Are you waiting for someone?" Me: "No." Waiter: "Right." He leaves. He returns with a more senior waiter. Senior Waiter: "Sir, I understand you'd like two ribeyes." Me: "Yes." Senior Waiter: "Together?" Me: "One after the other is fine." Senior Waiter: "And no sides." Me: "Correct." Senior Waiter: [the long pause of a man calculating whether the kitchen will refuse] Senior Waiter: "Of course, sir." They brought out the first ribeye with the energy of a hostage exchange. The second arrived twelve minutes later with no commentary at all. Acceptance, I think. They had moved through denial, bargaining, and arrived at the meat.

🧵THREAD: The White House Press team is actively denying my correspondent from obtaining White House Press Credentials. This has been going on for over a month. Our team has asked every question as to why this is happening. We even issued a legal inquiry to the WH legal counsel about this issue regarding temporary press credentials. WH Press Team Response: “I don't think we will be able to accommodate you anytime in the near future.” Followed by: “What do you plan on covering?” We are now facing radio silence from the White House Press team.