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@Midnightntwrk Intern class of 2025-2026 My opinions are my own. Please don’t tell my employer.

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The next phase for Midnight begins soon.
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Midnight is for everyone.
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@Bruso_1 luckily I didn't get this internship based on my maths skills
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20% of the way to 10k followers
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i will not argue with strangers on the internet i will not argue with strangers on the internet i will not argue with strangers on the internet i will not argue with strangers on the internet i will not argue with strangers on the internet i will not argue with strangers on the internet i will not argue with strangers on the internet i will not argue with strangers on the internet
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What is your favorite time of day?
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It's Friday Time to touch some grass
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when you realize your entire onchain activity is public
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just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b. we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job. then crypto comes up. she goes “yeah i’m into blockchain” my soul did a hard restart i’m like oh word “what are you building?” she says “mostly privacy stuff” and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s sick” and get her number but unfortunately i was built in a lab i go: “ok define privacy” “like actual zero knowledge or just hiding the wallet on etherscan” “shielded state or just a new address every transaction” “are we talking confidential smart contracts or just vibes” “selective disclosure?” “private execution?” “view keys?” “auditability?” “or is this just a stealth wallet and prayer” she starts laughing like i’m joking i was entering forensic mode. she says “i just use a privacy wallet and don’t tweet my address” i say “so… opsec cosplay” bro. and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm the vibe died instantly DIED flatline. chain halt. social slashing event. full emotional 51% attack. i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least use shielded transactions” she says “sometimes i just bridge stuff around” BRIDGE STUFF AROUND i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear cryptographers screaming in the distance. her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking crypto” and i accidentally say “she said she’s into blockchain privacy but her stack is a burner wallet and divine intervention” she goes “wait no i used tornado once” i said “using tornado once is not privacy infrastructure it is a field trip” SILENCE. like biblical silence. they walked away. she did not look back. my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened” i said “she said she cares about privacy and then described moving funds between wallets and hoping nobody notices” he said “so?” SO??? i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose threat model is ‘new wallet who dis’??? she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic privacy stack zero zk zero shielding zero selective disclosure infinite vibes could’ve had her number but she now knows i respect real privacy and honestly that’s worth more
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Midnight is a 4th gen blockchain
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