Justin

Applying for a job at Astronomer, writing “monogamy” as one of my skills

Broke: early Beatles made innocent love songs for teenage girls Woke: early Beatles is some of the horniest music ever recorded

Listening to All My Friends in my teens: Eh it’s cool Listening to All My Friends in my mid-20s: Oh my fucking god

Slowed + reverb mixes are for losers with no imagination whose idea of romance is to lie around and be sad together

My red flag is that I know all the words to “She Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd

@R4GN4R0K4624 One could make an argument for Vol. 4 as well, though I’d personally disagree 🤷‍♂️

@R4GN4R0K4624 Very strong A-side, comparatively weak B-side. I’d rank Paranoid and Reality above S/T, even tho I do miss the heavy psychedelia/jazz influence throughout S/T.

open.spotify.com/album/4ZLy3U2q… Y’know maybe the boomers weren’t wrong about EVERYTHING

@ChibisMemeber I recommend you suck on these nuts 😎

I bring to you, very, very rough lists of the 10 best Billboard #1’s of each decade, sponsored by adderall. Very little thought or research put into this. Grouped together 1990’s-2010’s due to the sheer amount of shlock topping the charts. Might make a project outta this some day

One song per artist, otherwise The Beatles and Prince would take up half the slots for their respective decades.

Nothing is more therapeutic than sitting in a parking lot for an half hour

There are two types of people in this world: those who like “Steal My Sunshine,” and those with bad taste in music.

@RobbyLowridah Jack Kerouac! I own a copy of that book but I’ve sadly never gotten ‘round to finishing it. It *is* getting to be that time of the year however…

This is one to cherish for a lifetime, this quote

@RobbyLowridah He just like me fr 😤💯

@Midnight_Merc He's literally you bro

Standing up and screaming at the Stephen Malkmus namedrop in Barbie at the theaters so that everyone knows he’s Literally Me

Hear me out. Yesterday but the protagonist is the only one who remembers The Shaggs. Attempts to rerecord Philosophy of the World but gets sent to a psychiatric hospital

Sipping on coke and rum, I’m like so what I’m drunk, it’s the freaking weekend baby I’m about to have me some fun 🕺

Very displeased to report that “Ignition Remix” still goes hard in 2023. Gonna need to take some time to recover from this unfortunate discovery 😞

@RobbyLowridah Y’know, often I wonder what it is with musicians and rolling stones. You think Hank Williams’ brain just spontaneously combusted while watching a stone roll down a cliff one day? 😂

Life is a rolling stone, and I'm rolling it uphill by myself.