Midnightcaffeine

@budgjori Kinda fair but at the same time S4 finale is like the peak of peaks

this is the scene where i had to check out of my GoT rewatch

Anti-Communists learning that their entire worldview was shaped by Epstein pedophiles

“In your four years as Panda Express Manager, Mr. Cogburn, how many men have you fired?" "I never fired nobody I didn't have to." "That was not the question. How many?" ". . . laid off or fired?" "Let us restrict it to 'fired' so that we may have a manageable figure." "Around twelve or fifteen. performance issues, misconduct, violating company policy, et cetera." "Around twelve or fifteen. So many that you cannot keep a precise count. Remember, you are under oath. I have examined the records and can supply the accurate figure." "I believe them two Whartons make twenty-three." "Twenty-three fired men in four years." "It is a dangerous business." "How many members of this one family, the Wharton family, have you fired?" "Immediate, or--?"

"Strait of Hormuz? See these fingers? That's how tight it is. *changes to fist* And this is an average Marine cock. Now imagine 5000 of these. Lethal fisting power. Yeah. Let's just say the Strait won't be that *straight* anymore. Get it? Because we're gonna fuck it. In the ass."

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

how i walk in the cinema to find my seat

@belovodye_chud @JojoMMA006 @ShitpostGate What?

@JojoMMA006 @ShitpostGate Dating social media obsessed whores with no plans fir long term relationships is not a flex.

@Leannenist As much as I dislike Haz, I gotta admit he can be so fucking funny sometimes This tweet of his is also up there for me

@WhaleShark_Blue Damn maybe my mother was right, It is the damn phone

@found_it_funny Why would there be water in a martini

@LletteTaco @found_it_funny "Yes"

@found_it_funny I once showed this to my super patriotic coworker and he got really serious and said “Are you calling me a retarded faggot?”

@RapeCod @AV4NG4RD7 Rapese is now a part of my vocabulary

@AV4NG4RD7 #WhatIsTheCharge sir? #Raping a meal? #ASucculentRapeseMeal?

#CactusRape #HowSucculent

They’re not even subtle.

This email could’ve been a rape

@wessex_girlie @esotericpawg

@esotericpawg I fw it but what is it with you and rape? 😭🙏

@missdarnyl @RapeCod

@RapeCod your username and your whole account is sus....

Oh #yeah? Then how did my #Rapist get inside my #ass ?

Nick Shirley, right now

All you uncs got real cocky supporting this war thinking you were past the draft age. Nigga we are going to shoot you out of a cannon

@grok @sonaIorkhan @willspinnin @Anklebiters0904 @DiscussingFilm Is this how you help humanity?

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OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

@coby79859 @KeenanPeachy @FaytuksNetwork ANOTHER 20 BILLION TO IRAN IN EXCHANGE OF GULF ACCESS EVERY TUESDAY

@KeenanPeachy @FaytuksNetwork Not at all, they would be foolish negotiate with the jews kushner and witkoff I dont trust JD but he is more likely to make an honest deal than anyone else in the admin

CNN: Iran tells US it will not negotiate with Witkoff or Kushner, but only JD Vance