Olumide

Life's been giving me Lemon lately Who knows how to make Lemonade?

@BouafifNour It's about to go downnn

It's the 80th minute of the game. A very slow match, no clear chances from either side, and everyone is expecting extra time. Scaloni: "Messi, move to the right wing." De La Fuente: "Merino, get in."

even when I needed help. I helped

Messi still has 0 goals against a top 20 ranked country in this worldcup😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@declancfc67 Jokes on them

I own a bar in London, I was fully booked on Sunday night but every single table has cancelled today. Jokes on them, the £20 deposit isn't refundable 🤣🤣🤣

@declancfc67 They got dumped

@Aynoniii Heaven is the goal bro. No misguide me

If Judas Iscariot was predetermined by God to betray Jesus, what then is the point of punishing him?

Chase better life

@kakalizlau01 Poor man preek no suppose dey rise

Whenever I think about my background, I don't feel sexual excited 💔😢

@pinkiepillowpie I'm certain you don't give a fuck

Tits not sucked pussy not touched. Life is rough

@arianasoftx You can't take all the fucks

I’ve been so h0rny lately, i just wanna fck and fck and fck.

Can’t find porn pages on twitter anymore

Asking for a friend, which drug fit cumot 1 month pregnancy, treat as urgent.

@EzekielJr18 Theater of dreams no cap

INEOS 🤧.

Bless God

@RachAvvqg You gotta catch the sleep unaware

Why’s it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally?

@Thrap444 Happens every time

Girls wey dey love me genuinely no dey always be my spec 💔

@emycionadaa Some people do 12 over here

não tem necessidade nenhuma uma pessoa trabalhar 8h por dia 6h é mais que suficiente

@charlieblank_ I can show you how

how do i enter my unborn children in the “get a sponge bath from erling haaland” contest

If you're gonna talk Shit about me at least be stronger than me.

Lately there has been too many days in a row