Miguel

"Oh yeah please ask for help that's so awesome, yeah, just not from me" -everyone in my life

Ay Betis

No way Betis makes another miraculous come back. This is so fucked.

@totalBarca All they need is to tie it, so far, luckily.

If Betis can pull this off, all 4 Liga teams will qualify for the next round of the Europa League. Sevilla, Villarreal and Valencia already in.

Huge miss from cristiano

Hope all that money on Ronaldo to win you a CL was worth it, Juve.

Atleti scoring more than one single goal what bizarro world is this

@graceantntte Yeah Ronaldo doesn't have a history of paying people off either 🙄

Godín!!!!!!!

It stood???!!!

They're just gonna pull this one back too I ain't even gonna celebrate

@graceantntte I'm not gonna bring up Juventus having a history of cheating BUT....

That yellow card on Diego Costa was bullshit too not to be a conspiracy theorist

@graceantntte So ridiculous

@jazzagold He's been having shit luck like that since joining atleti

Morata making me eat my words wow 😶

Atleti have to play the next leg with morata up top how sad

Yo' momma's so stupid she thought CEOs would share a $1.5 trillion tax cut.

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