Jake
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@RealGameVault I had every console except the Sega. I never had a single Sega console as a kid even though I grew up in the era when they were released. I had to play Sonic at my cousins house lol.
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@Ravenismeee Still the best game in the series and possibly all time: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
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Grown man clocks a little girl in the face, gives her a nasty black eye. Dad shows up and turns the guy into modern art on the pavement. Society: "Omg that's illegal We must let the courts handle it fairly!" Courts: Probably a stern talking-to and community service. Real talk—when the system's too busy protecting the puncher, what's a father supposed to do? Stand there and clap? What do you think? Right move or "two wrongs don't make a right"? Drop your take below 👇
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@SarAEsQMd @TaraBull His paw even kinda looks like a the mushroom tip lmao
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@Leigha_Sapienti @derpburneracc Now? He’s been doing it for a while lol. Ever since that rapesuit of his made the news he’s been sucking on Hasan’s blood like big fat retarded tick.
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I just watched a cooking video where a woman was frying link sausages in a pan filled with oil.
Instead of draining the grease or lowering the heat… she started opening tampons and dropping them into the pan to soak up the excess oil.
And honestly, you could tell she thought she had discovered a genius little kitchen hack. No splatter. No strainer. Just “absorb and move on.”
I understand wanting to cut down on grease and keep things simple… but there has to be a line somewhere before we turn breakfast into a hygiene aisle experiment.
At what point do we admit not every “life hack” needs to be tried and is this the wildest cooking shortcut you’ve ever seen?
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@UweBollRAWNet @DrClownPhD Yeah I fucking hate this dancing moron but give it a rest ffs. More than half of my twitter feed is videos talking shit about him. I get it. He fucking sucks. Talk about something else.
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@DrClownPhD Also @DrClownPhD you post about this guy every day. Just give it a rest unless you’re trying to promote him
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@SpaceCadetCS @MakaiMaverickVT @Terp_frog @DramaAlert I wouldn’t risk the back because it’s so close to the tracks but I’d be yelling at that dumb bitch bus driver to open the front door and if she didn’t I’d climb out of a window asap even if I needed to break some glass.
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@Tracks710 @modzarecuckz @Sayzryn @DramaAlert This dude must be retarded or something if he isn’t a bot because I’ve known that bigger vehicles are safer than smaller ones in a crash since I was a toddler.
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@ratiowontmis @DramaAlert Yeah my little ass would have been climbing out the fucking window if I had to lmao
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@DramaAlert So their prime instinct is to take out their phones and record instead of exiting the bus immediately?
GIF
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@MightyDoucheBro @Dexerto The thing is, Karl can't move on, his house and "business" are in his wife's name which means she already has everything of his and is likely mulling better-dealing him so this is his only escape/keep-her strategy, it's win or die.
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@gotrice2024 @RickD_GK Whoever is mad about this is retarded. The kid made a dumb mistake because they are a kid and don’t know any better. Nobody got hurt and the cashier didn’t have a problem with it so who gives a fuck.
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This man and his daughter was at the grocery store picking up some groceries. When it was time to pay, the little girl wanted to pay for it.
So the man gave her a $100 to pay, like when she’s playing cashier at home. She takes the money and puts it into the donation for feeding the needy.
The man only had that $100 on him and now can’t pay for his groceries. He talks to a manager about taking the money back so he can pay. Everyone now is criticizing him for taking the money back for the needy, saying they need it more than he did. Was he wrong for taking the money back?
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@DramaAlert Lmao Landon is always trying to break up the fight and he gets hit every time
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@fabriziusjunior @otokyo__ Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing. This guy looks like he’d pop like a water balloon.
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