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Turkeyneck OUT like The Golden Rule...! 🦃🫀🩸🚫🦃

into one cold, hard, heartless motherfucker. Bein down n' out in South Parkdale will DO that to a Soul whether you like it or whether you do not. We get shells around our Psyches as if an insect's exoskeleton except ours is all an accrued mass of scar tissue.

I Will Not Bear Forth Your Baggage For You: Back inna used to be I was a sucker fer anybody's hard luck story. I'd listen intently & make my youthful, clumsy stabs at Wisdom. Course, the stabs usually landed nowhere NEAR the Heart of the matter at hand

@historyrock_ Nirvana, all day, every day. 🦃⚡🎸🤯🦃

You can only pick ONE band👇🏻 - Nirvana - Pearl Jam - Alice In Chains - Oasis

@Matt_Pinner I see a shot put guy putting shot. 🦃

Apparently, if you can see two people dancing, you're left-brained, and if you can see a bowl of fruit, you're right-brained. 🤔

of clothing concealing total moral rot within. Although, I guess technically, @realDonaldTrump is an ORANGED sepulchre... 🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃

Melania has been telling Herr Trumpf that he ain't been lookin too good on the television. "Too much light", she sez. & it's TRUE-- whether tis figurative or literal, LIGHT is not President Pampers' friend. It exposes him fer the whited sepulchre he IS; expensive, bespoke suit

@S_U_Network Nope. Wait. Buttkiss. That's a coach, ain't it? 🦃

Without googling, can you name a famous coach?

With a songbook full of sacred hymns, a Holy Bible, a white collar & a black, black heart he set forth out into the World to win his fortune thru deception, malice & malefice, even when human decency would do the job, because that is simply the Man of Principle he be. 🦃👿🦃👿🦃

Gog Magog, my fellow cultists! See ya there, all Armageddon jonesers & Apocalypse aficionados! 🦃💥🕳️🦃💥🕳️🦃💥🕳️🦃💥🕳️🦃

Trekkin out to Megiddo, for to set onna hill above the last & greatest battlefield. I will have a pound of reefer, a pound of speed, a lawn chair, a beach umbrella, & a metric assload of sunscreen; I wanna get there plenty early & grab me front row seats to The End of Days.

@TheNicole_C Actually, scratch that, as I gave up the worry habit some time ago, since every disaster I've ever feared has come to pass & I'm still kicking against the pricks... wiiiith the one good foot I got left, anyway!🦃💪🦃

Do you ever worry about writing a side character so well they’ll outshine the main character??? 😬

@TheNicole_C I just worry about writing well. 🦃👍🦃

@S_U_Network Sonny Liston! The GOAT. 🦃🥊👍🦃

Without googling, can you name a famous boxer?

filth indeed. -- yours, The Concerned Citizen 🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃🖕🦃

entrusted to you to destroy migrant families & then LOSE THEIR CHILDREN, or forcing yer child-sized orange fingers into a woman against her will? Please RSVP, as you are uniquely situated in Life to have done BOTH. Rapists are common filth; PRESIDENTIAL rapists a more rarefied

Hey, disgraced ex-President & adjudicated perpetrator of sexual assault (what woulda been RAPE but for an unfortunate quirk in NY State law) Donald J. Trumpf, I got a question. What makes a feller feel more virile & powerful in the doing, using the power of the Presidency