Blake Quackenbush

The problem with kids these days is that they’re better than me at everything

I am sad to announce that I will not be releasing my predictions for the #Oscars tonight. I have not seen nearly enough of the nominations to make accurate selections. 2024 does mark the year I fully hopped aboard the Chalamet band wagon, he has my vote

Why aren’t more bands playing Rush?

Danger is my maiden name

Permission to treat the witness as hostile

Name a better sporting venue ever to exist. I’ll wait.

A man of the people

Bo Burnham: Inside dropped 3 years ago today

I’m sure all these dudes formed a band just so someone like me would talk to them about how awesome Rush is

Pitch Perfect is based off a book? It’s hard enough listening to a cappella, you’re telling me people read it?

Bathroom floors are always a little bit wetter than I would like.

Shipping Up to Boston every hour on the hour

@AlexIactaEstDuo Yep when you compare Matt to an imaginary actor, Matty comes out on top every time

My 2024 #Oscars predictions Animated film: Spider-verse Original song: What Was I Made For? Supporting actress: Da’Vine Joy Randolph Supporting actor: RDJ Lead actress: Emma Stone Lead actor: Cillian Murphy Best picture: Oppenheimer Best movie ever made: Good Will Hunting

Tom Petty for the boys

Just like we drew it up.

Shopping cart in a liquor store is the vibe I’m trying to give off

Jellyfish was supposed to come in last week, hopefully they get here this week!

Good Will Hunting should win an Oscar every year for Greatest Movie Ever Made

@glenpowell can we talk about the greatness that is Everybody Wants Some!!?