TheMightySmore

@lanabeesfw @erikafloydxo

@erikafloydxo @MightySmore I have asked, if he says yes I’ll post it!

Guy subs to my fansly, every day he sends jokes. Not really any conversation, just a few jokes, every day. Until today. “A spider bit my tongue. This isn’t a joke. It actually happened and I’m telling everyone. The spider is fine. Here is a photo of the spider”

@lanabeesfw The song/cover (I’m not sure) by Saints Motel titled “Move” is fairly accurate at the average bar dwelling male’s preferences

I thought. Surely in the jesse pinkman cosplay. No man will hit on me in the bar. No hair. No makeup. No boobs. And yet, dear reader. And yet. They are not quelled.

@lanabeesfw Genuinely this is what keeps me from even trying to record. It’d probably be fun, but I also don’t wanna get clowned on for making something crappy

Halfway thru filming i go “nobody is gonna care about this” and just quit which is NOT good lol

Making porn is really easy for me, making youtube videos where i have to keep my clothes on and be funny and be entertaining and have something to talk about for at least 10 minutes is not easy lol

@lanabeesfw You absolutely did not. Damn near none of those assholes would even be able to approach you irl, much less spew that shit to your face. The internet has made people too comfortable saying things that would get their teeth dusted with a brick:(

It’s actually awful the things people have said to me today. I don’t think i deserved any of that.

@unl_une @ellexxaurus This makes me laugh really hard, cause if it’s true (not doubting) that means I got called gay for not responding to those mass messages by the ACTUAL person😂

@HannibalDamage It’s the epitome of “guys bein dudes”; no one’s getting hurt, just loud cars and squealing tires

Why is this so adorable

@MaisieLynn17 I…I don’t think I like this

‘Sup Philly! I’m balls deep inside you. 💕

@sweetiemoth I should get bean sprouts; the instant ramen I make is just noodles, butter, an egg, and some hot sauce..

People like this shit once every 3-5 business days. Vegetables are delicious, a burger without lettuce is like ramen without bean sprouts… it’s just wrong.

@bunn13png People are weird as fuck; as long as you’re healthy, it shouldn’t be anyone’s concern about your body

I feel bad that people are calling me fat because im not fat at all, im the average weight for someone my height and age like im so sorry that you think im fat I couldn't imagine living life like that

@itslanabee I messed up the spelling but I refuse to delete it and try again.

@itslanabee At a glance I thought it was your cake, but NAHHH WHO HAVE CLINT THE KEYS TO THE BAKERY

Clint passed out in the livingroom last night and he was so caked up i had to take creeper pics, look at this. Insane. Tf does he need all that for. Fucking insane.

@TheCumpound @HannibalDamage “And why shouldn’t I? My taxes paid for it, so why should I NOT have access to this?”

@itslanabee Most likely it’s mold in the blenders due to them not being properly cleaned and sanitized. I worked in a coffee shop and the blenders were the most annoying to clean, so some places probably skimp on that (similar to how the McDonald’s ice cream machine “breaks” late in the day)

Why do so many smoothies taste like straight up fucking doody

@GamesCage_ @DeputyARUUU Soon as Matara left I got a feeling things were going downhill, it just sucks it’s THIS bad

@DeputyARUUU Vshojo collapsing live 💀💀

What the FUCK is going on?!?!!!???

@BennyRahma @betaghostTV Man I forget every week, mostly cause I’m usually busy doing other stuff when it happens😂 GOD that shit is stressful for the first minute before realizing, though

@betaghostTV Everyone thinking they got hacked or their account got messed up wtf lol yall ever heard of maintenance they seem to do this all the time either Tuesday or thursday between 6-9 pm est without warning 🤣

steam is down

@itslanabee If it makes you feel better the fbi has like a good 80% of the US on a list, if I’m remembering right😅

So many good bits dead in the water because my fiance says they “sound like threats to the government” and im “already on a watch list” so i “need to be more careful”

@MataraKan “You have beautiful teeth.” I’ve never needed braces and had one tooth pulled (apart from my wisdom teeth), but have always been self conscious cause I’ve got a chipped tooth

What is the best compliment you have ever received? I want to make a nice and positive video hehe

@sweetiemoth That would unironically be cool as hell, please do this

What if- hypothetically- I built a commander deck, but I made a proxy for every single card using porn creators 👀👀👀👀👀