🔞 Miguel Hades 🔞

If you see me with a half submissive, half dominant man who's good at video games. Don't save me. I'm right where I want to be

Me: sitting quietly in a tiny ramen shop. Chef: Extra egg? Me: Sure. Chef nods with terrifying seriousness. Friend: Congratulations. Me: For what. Friend: You've been chosen. Me: By WHO. Chef disappears into kitchen. Entire staff suddenly start moving faster. Me: Why did the atmosphere change. Friend: You complimented the broth too sincerely. Me: That's bad? Friend: Now he must prove himself. Me: This feels illegal. Chef returns carrying a bowl that looks spiritually important. Chef: Please. Me: Why does this ramen have an aura. Friend already taking photos: I've never seen him use that spoon before. Me: WHAT SPOON?! Old customer in corner whispers: "The dragon ladle..." Me: absolutely not. Chef watches silently while I take first bite. long pause Me: ...oh my God. Chef closes eyes slowly like a warrior hearing good news from battle. Random businessman starts clapping once. Then the whole restaurant joins in. Me: PLEASE STOP. Friend wiping tears: He accepted you. Me: IT'S NOODLES.

Unpopular opinion: this is the morally correct position

Oatmeal being regal and curious~ 🩵

whats wrong with tying your boyfriend up and letting your hottest friends take turns edging him until he's a whimpering leaky mess

Most likely🤣😂

Back with another delicious banger by @Ariadne848291 🔥🔥🩵🩵 Come listen to your ex-therapist Dom the fuck out of you in the link below~ reddit.com/r/DarkSidePlay…

I am sexually attracted to dudes with glasses that hold microphones in front of green screens in Youtube videos. Like oh yes nerd boy, explain the healthcare system of Skyrim to me. Do a deep dive into the history of rice as an artistic medium. I *will* be using the strap tonight

NB pussy changes your life, trust 🙂‍↕️

@atzulastorm Got me possesed with fuck-thulhu 🤭🤭🤪🤪

@MiguelHadeez 🤭

@atzulastorm Maaaaaybeee~ 🤭🤭🩵🩵

@MiguelHadeez this you?

I think that, in a somehow entirely non sexual way, this might make Alastor cum

Blessed Beltane and happy Walpurgisnacht/Hexennacht, witches! 🌙🔥🧹

@Luma_h3art Plus size enjoyers rise uuup~!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🩵🩵 Awesome video Lumaa~!! The editing is really good and the memes are hilarious!! 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work~!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

🔞Welcome to Monthly Hen-Tie Part 4-nagachichi Nagai-san #MonthlyHenTie

the second after you cum and you have to remember where you are, who you are and how to speak

A special someone got me chicharrones to eat before work. 😍😍 They know who they are, and Imma eat something sweeter when I get back from work don't you worry 😏😈

You’re jerking off to her pictures I’m eating pizza lunchables off her bare ass We are not the same 🎨 @bonnipop_