Miggy Binson

There should be a rule at work where if someone reaches out to and misspells your name you shouldn’t have to respond

Can’t tell what’s a worse post grad hobby: running half marathons or baking loads of sourdough

@MindTosi It’s more of I bring my lunch in a tupper ware glass

I wish there was a way to put my lunch in a brown paper bag. Think that’s so unironically funny to bring into the office

I don’t want to shame anyone financially, but how can you be a grown man driving a Nissan Altima

@MindTosi 😂

If you’re gonna call me gay/feminine, make sure it’s because I love a good romcom and I let my hair dictate how I feel sometimes

Saw someone ripping a regular coke in the office today and it got me pretty fired up. Feel like everyone’s (including me) been half assing it with Diet Coke and found it to be kinda gritty

It’s crazy that as a collective we just agree to value the opinion of a groundhog

As someone currently going through a motion depletion, the new Snapchat story notification thing is just cruel

Am I wrong or was describing something using “it’s giving” a common phrase before chicks ran off with it. Now it sounds super feminine

Listen I’m all about my peacoat and wear it when I can, but I just can’t get behind wearing it to the bar and then just not taking it off. (Guess it depends how far it goes down, but still)

I think rub and tugs are incredibly weird

It’s great that in the corporate world it’s just a mutually unspoken agreement not to really work +/- 1 week away from a holiday

Gonna be a good day, eggs didn’t stick to the pan

Anyone else thinking about banana peppers right now?

What’s up with loser fucks who make it their life goal to not let you merge into their lane

Just had what I consider a 9.5/10 haircut experience.. Went in, sat in the chair (immediately), told the woman what I want, and 15 minutes later I was out the door. No words exchanged, just “hey how are ya” and my haircut order. $50 including tip. Haircut looked solid too #expand

Correction, I have more than 1 pair. My balls are #out

One of those years I’m scared to look at my Spotify wrapped