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Allen was putting his alien shorty through the mattress omg. He a #realfucker

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as sick as Mark getting his intestines ripped out.. and it’s animated 😵‍💫

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

it be so hard to lose weight when you got money to eat steaks and sht

my problem is that I am not an inquisitive friend. i do not ask questions about things you’ve not voluntarily shared. because of this, it may sometimes seem as though i do not care. and this happens in all my relationships.

what's it called when you're very smart but can't remember anything and know literally nothing.

I don’t get the hype of Bridgerton season 2. Weird ass plot

everyone i know drinks in such incredible quantities that i cannot imagine how hard other generations were drinking for gen z to be the death of alcohol

@GianmarcoSoresi You need to leave!

Maybe the other monkeys would stop bullying him if he stopped acting like his best friend was a stuffed monkey

I really don't like talking, idk how ima make it thru life

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I can’t see any more videos of that baby monkey and his toy or I swear to god I’m going to have a mental breakdown

my dream relationship is when I look like a pretty doll and he looks like my bodyguard

Best driving advice I ever got was to assume the people around you are about to make a dumb decision

Queen charlotte & The very first season >>>

Old men did their big one with their use of the 👍 reaction cause sometimes that's really all there is to say

Never let a person show you twice who they are, believe them the first time.

people be bored and only want to connect to pass their time and sorry but I’m never that bored or alone.

I let people see all sides of me… that’s how I see who loves me for me

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