😈Mika Marbles😇

So... you get a chance to go back in time to November 5, 2024... knowing what you know now, who would you vote for? #politics #trump #harris #Election2024 #Politics #PoliticalPoll #Election #USPolitics #Vote #Voting #Democracy #PoliticalDiscussion #America

@Wisdom_HQ Coleman. He'd beat up his own mom to protect his legacy

No rules. Who walks out alive?

wtf?! What did this jurassic park ass snake eat? The next door neighbor's pet labradoodle? 👀

SCARY left hook spun his head around 😳

@Chimpnouts the fire alarm chirp is a real thing? wtf

Wait for it.

@guideforlovers "How concerned should I be here?" 🤣😭💀

So as long as it's just fingers, it doesn't count... Got it

@Cruella_Seville That 4th one sounded like the t-rex from jurassic park

Hey guys, is she wife material or what?

@cena17thszn Wow, he's a douche. Who woulda thought. 😛

John Cena wasn’t happy when Nikki Bella used his kitchen to make him dinner. He was afraid that Nikki would ruin his marble. Nikki Bella was sad as she thought John Cena isn’t grateful and living with him is like living in a museum with lots of rules.

@WomenBeingAwful Shit like this could easily be avoided if everyone just put their big fat dicks away after using them! #AllWomenAreInnocent #DickIsTheRootofAllEvil #JustCosItKeepsHappeningDoesntMeanItsMyFault #thePowerofChristCompelsYou😤

@WomenBeingAwful I mean, sometimes a bish is walking around with her rosary, reading the bible and shit, then trips and goes flying across the room and unintentionally lands on a dick pussy first.

How do you accidentally have an affair?

@WomenBeingAwful Satan is real and accidents happen. Victim blaming ain't helping anybody. The better question is, who tf left that big juicy sinful wang out there begin with?!

Detroit rapper Dank Demoss reportedly bought a van and hired a personal chauffeur after settling her lawsuit with Lyft. The settlement amount is unknown, but the driver who refused her a ride was fired

@mymixtapez Dudes rushing to make their purchase like

Man is going viral for wearing fake muscle shirts and saying, “It’s OK” for men to wear them outside, even on dates!! 👀

@jayroo69 Great. New monkey butthole fetish activated for a sussy ass 1.7% of the people seeing this. 🙉

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AI getting outta hand 😭💀

@DovySimuMMA Sweep the leg, Gorlock! Ah shit, nvm.

Sean Strickland KO’s Gorlock 😂😂😂

@cravedcuddle Sit down with a lawyer. Add a cheating clause that works both ways. Then sign it. Shouldn't be a problem if you really love him and legit hope to build a future with him. Unless you a sneaky ass bitch going in with ulterior motives. 🤣

Damn, making us pick only 3 is diabolical. I want all 10. 😤😭 I changed my answer three times already. Which 3 would you pick? #WouldYouRather #FunQuestion

@bamagirl_4_eva Heyman

Who has the best mic skills?

@Kinza1278 Their own hungry fat asses

@centraldox I mean if he's into it, then yeah