Michael J. Archman

@honeeybuch Let's see what hunger has to say about that?

@HonMosiria Hao hawkers mliwatoa lini? CBD is a mess. Hawkers kila walkway. Some even have the audacity ya kuthreaten watu eti kanyanga vitu zangu uone. Sa inabidi tunabishana na magari huko kwa barabara sasa.

Tuambiane ukweli, we can’t be removing hawkers from walkways only to push them into back streets while another group of hawkers is recreating itself in the name of photographers. They have been given an opportunity to operate freely within the CBD, but not to erect structures that block the free movement of pedestrians. As the county government, we can’t allow this to continue. Let’s call a spade a spade, not a big spoon. This is another problem, and if it is not tamed early, it will turn into the same hawkers’ menace we are trying to solve.

@Emarged Utapata ni msee aliipaka rangi, ogopa wakenya

White Privilege.

@mumiasfinest @ignyharaz2 Same pic, stacked 3 times

@ignyharaz2 Eiiii hapa sasa lazima mkuue na ngazii😂😂😂😂

Woria shops where they sell 1kg of sugar at a wholesale price of ksh..100 bob 😂😂

@LASHYBILLS Yeah. She a lair too. Ain't no way she's 21. No fvcking way.

Mom walks in on a 21 year old woman naked in bed with her 13 year old son

@baroswahjr Isn't crossing roads while on your phone illegal everywhere?

Caught on camera, Woman on phone fatally knocked down by a speeding bodaboda

@_nyarombo @KenyanSays ☠️

@KenyanSays The men are avoiding places where such old and ugly women such as herself go to.

“Where are the men?” A Kenyan lady is shocked to find that only women are going out to have fun.

@KenyanSays Tuko busy keeping the planet moving.

@K_nigware @CopShakurkihara Huyu kama ako kadi, Kenya are doomed. 😂

@CopShakurkihara Mbona Kenya prison hawavai kama wafungwa ndio wablend in eith their area of operations

It's high time the KDF switches from their current uniform,to a Uniform that blends well with their area of operation. The current KDF uniform is a tactical disaster. What they are wearing right now is what we call the DPM, the Disruptive Pattern Material. It was designed by the British specifically for the European forest during the Cold War. Because we love copying our colonial masters, we adopted it without a second thought. We ignored the fact that Kenya is two-thirds semi-arid. Our soldiers are not fighting in a Bosnian forest, they are there up North in the heat, in the dust, and in the scrublands. In these scrublands, our soldiers wearing DPM stand out like clear black targets. As seen in the photo above, wearing the first uniform in an arid area makes it much easier for the enemy to spot you compared to the second one. DPM is too high contrast. It creates a silhouette for the enemies to target our soldiers. Every modern army is evolving. Rwanda is green, so they picked the best green for their army. We need a Kenyan original. We need an omnipatern,a pattern engineered for our soil, our land, and our mission. It’s time to stop copying the past and start engineering our future. Is it time for a new standard? Let me know your thoughts in the comment section."

@jaokojohnmark I am guessing the police already packed bags and skipped continents.

Polisi wana harass KDF on live recording. No wonder Nchi inauzwa na hawana say Kwani how weak are these guys ?

@WomenBeingAwful What do you mean survivor? Did it happen or did it not. If it did then how did they survive? And wtf??

@Edduuee @KenyaPower_Care Yoh ni issue gani ukona nayo? stima yangu ilizima jana naeka token inakwama kwa connecting,, na lazima uende kwa neighbor hata ikiwa na battery.

@KenyaPower_Care They are not working.... Vitu fake

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@KenyaPower_Care Yoh guza dm nikona issue kiasi hapo

@Mastardcesh @BlessedQuentin Yeah, those quotes don't help the situation at all.

@BlessedQuentin Don't you understand the use if quotation marks ???

FACT CHECK: Most of people don't use the right 'SHIFT'

@kenyasgossips Women empowerment, got it.

Brian Okello, who recently went viral after being attacked while stepping in to save a woman during a boda boda altercation, is now receiving support from well-wishers and businesses. A women-owned shop has gifted him a brand new pair of shoes, with many Kenyans online applauding his bravery.

@TheNairobiTimez Sa hii utamuhurumia ama utado nini? Huo ni ufala. Even professional competitors practice a lot before such competition, we unatoka na huko na unaingia tu. Ukinyongwa unaanza kushangaa rada ni gani. Everyone involved in that unplanned competition should face charges.

Tragedy at Bread-Eating Contest as Man Chokes to Death While Competing for KSh 1,000. A tragic incident has been reported this morning after a man identified as Bonface Ondimu lost his life during a bread-eating competition held in Nairobi. According to eyewitness accounts, the contest required participants to eat as many loaves of dry bread as possible without drinking water, with a cash prize of KSh 1,000 promised to the winner. Bonface is said to have managed to consume three loaves before he suddenly began choking, causing panic among those present. Fellow participants and bystanders quickly tried to assist him before he was rushed to Mbagathi Hospital for emergency treatment. However, upon arrival, medical personnel confirmed that he had already passed away. Preliminary reports indicate that a large piece of bread became lodged in his throat, blocking his airway and leading to suffocation. Authorities are expected to launch investigations into the circumstances surrounding the competition, including who organized the event and whether proper safety measures had been put in place.

@drharveee It has its own source of power.

One fact about this charger?

@llandoniffirg Got it, 3rd try.

Can you pause it at the right time??

Brain Teaser Answer is not 72 then whats the answer??

@Mastardcesh Mi niko kwa horizontal engineering and supplying electricity.

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