Mike Barter

New muthafucking rule, If I find out you're fake, I'll sniff your network out and fuck up your life. I shit you not.

I mean seriously do people still not understand that google image search is actually a thing and we can find out when you're faking your profiles. Im 42, ive been into computers since the 90s. Just stop it!!!! Oh and also #anon 😊🤦‍♂️

Have you ever watched an entire season of a series in one sitting?

So debating whether or not to set this up later for some tunes. Need to get a bit of aggression out and cant decide on the genre. Dnb?? #music

Let me just put this out there: I know there's a few people masquerading as people they're not, thats fine... I'll still chat, but remember that im NOT Stupid. So dont treat me like it!

Gass your friends up MORE!!! Outfits, clothes, style, job; the lot. What are friends for!!! We dont do this enough.

Thanks for the follow @JennyMo59420063, returning the favour 😉 Have a good one

@susanallan007 well I followed,and no harm yet 🤣. Thanks Susan 👌

@Kendraj214 #teamfollowback Thanks Kendra, hope you're having a wicked day in this sun 🙃

@Juli_anneelkxux thanks for the follow 👌 hope you're having a great one in the sun today. Whoop whoop #sunbunny

@MPSRoyal_Parks @theroyalparks Is that a kawasaki buggy??

Visitors to @theroyalparks this Easter weekend are reminded that vehicles can only park in designated car parks. Vehicles left unattended elsewhere will be issued with fines and may even be seized and removed by police. Please respect the parks and consider using other transport

@brittanyhortonn @CristhTheWorld

@MikeBarter3 @CristhTheWorld Hi handsome

This platform is full of fake profiles and men and women who are so desperate beacuse of their low self worth that theyre willing to get hacked just for a tiny bit of attention. Its so fucking sad..

@MightBeHankEast @HaynesLarico @CristhTheWorld Id leave him to it, man's proper thirsty, same message on countless photos.

@HaynesLarico @CristhTheWorld Is that your number? You might wanna take that down my dude

@ladbible Fucking Freddos!!!! Cheeky froggy Bastards

Name something which is far more expensive than it has any right to be...

@ShaunfromDurham LB is a London registration, Wimbledon is the area where the plate was first registered, so say the DVLA. 😉

Saw this Police Ford Kuga when up in Scotland, anyone know who's it actually is? No force crests and noone was with it to ask! 🚔

@MPSPondersEnd @MPSEnfield Was that in the garden or outside? Legitimate reason for asking as I help maintain it and will need to let others know to be cautious just in case.

Today Ponders End officers conducted a weapon sweep around South Street and at the back of an alley close to High Street in Ponders End, and found this knife. Good results for keeping Enfield safe. @MPSEnfield

@MPSSevenSis On a side note @haringeycouncil isnt about time you replaced your road signs? There's a few I recognise from childhood there and im 41.