Mike Butcher

@JeezLaWeez1984 @jedigoodman It’s in the ufc contract. The UFC has to offer them 3 fights per year. The fighter can turn them down or do whatever they want. If they doesn’t offer them fights, they have to pay the fighters their show money.

@jedigoodman Makes no fucking sense. “Legally we have to give him 3 fights a year”. If they don’t-“We have to pay him”. You would think the UFC would be chomping at the bit to give a Superstar 3 fights a year.

Dana White is asked if the negotiations with Jon Jones fighting on the White House card fell out because of money. Dana White: Jon Jones knows exactly what happened and this happens every week at the UFC...You think Jon Jones is clamoring to fight...we have to give this guy 3 fights a year if he really wants to fight...and if we don't we have to pay him.

@chia444u Her brain was fucking scrambled for a minute.

My goddddd Maycee looks so out of it…. #UFCSeattle

@EightSidesMMA Yeah her brain wasn’t functioning properly

La verdad que se ve terrible la reacción de Barber. Se agarra a la pierna de Beltran y se desconecta del mundo 😬 #UFCSeattle x.com/CombatUTC/stat…

@MrTestoestrogen She rebooted Barber like a slow cellphone.

What did she do to my girl #UFCSEATTLE

@GuilleCG92 That shit was scary. Grasso gave her a hard reset.

Que mano metio Alexa, van como 5 minutos que termino la pelea y Barber sigue perdida #UFCSeattle

@MMABabes She was so fucking out of it. Her eyes may be open, but she’s not with us in that picture.

Maycee Barber destroyed #UFCSeattle

@ValentinaForUSA @ufc @danawhite @paramountplus She was fucking out of it! I was scared for that girl!

@ufc @danawhite @paramountplus Where are the medics? Raise her legs and sit her up! #UFCSeattle

@Mandyinlovee Oh no, I’ve been discovered!

if you’re reading this you’re 100% into Asian girls

@Grunt2A Time to start rubbing guns to Japan it seems.

Apparently Japan is embracing all the fun parts of American culture. Wait until they discover guns! (Guns are nearly impossible to get in Japan now.)

All this Japanese BBQ talk makes me want to move over there and start BBQ joint.

@ShamashAran I can tell you that ramen with pork jowl is utterly amazing

I also wanna try ramen with pulled pork or pulled chicken... That would be REALLY interesting.

@ShamashAran @AshFarms I learned Spanish because I was in El Paso with the army and I wanted to bang latinas.

@AshFarms I learned Spanish because the Hispanic girls at my school kept making fun of me in Spanish.

I was at the grocery store today and made eye contact with a hispanic woman at the cheese counter. Me: "Hola." Her: "You think just because I am Mexican I speak Spanish?" Me: "Piensas que hablo ingles solo porque soy blanca? Racista." Then I stared.

@yeahwtvrdude @MensHumor Are you left handed?

@MensHumor Crazy talk, front right is the go to.

I'm team front left.

I need to find a Japanese wife

@SweetTexanRose @MeeTeeze I don’t feel underpaid. I make good money! Also, it’s not nearly as bad as you think. Once you’re inside, you can’t see outside of the turbine unless you want to. You can climb all the way up and down with knowing how far off the ground you are.

@MikeButcher69 @MeeTeeze Oh no no noooo! You, sir, are my hero for being able to do this, and are severely underpaid (like many professions are).

I hope they get paid A LOT of money for this because you could not pay me enough.

@CynicalLatina The crazy thing is, I’ve never bought a single one. They just like accumulate.

@MikeButcher69 Oh wow. Yall keeping them alive!

These were so much fun too! Like every one had one. And then poof.... a forgotten memory. Did you have one? What were they called?

@SweetTexanRose @MeeTeeze Like I told the other guy, I made 90 thousand a couple years ago when I was building wind farms. I would climb 2-3 a day sometimes but at least one every day. And that 90k is after a ton of overtime. The guys that maintain these make less than me.

@MeeTeeze @MikeButcher69 What’s the correct amount? Inquiring minds want to know!

@TacticalStNick Damn. I’m gonna go cry in the corner now.

@MikeButcher69 It takes too long to explain the lore.

They send R34s and R35s, we send Malibus, BBQ, and NON WiFi smokers and grills.

@MeeTeeze @SweetTexanRose No way. I’ve built hundreds of these across the country, sometimes climbing 2-3 a day. The last year I worked building these, maybe 4 years ago, I made just over 90 thousand. And that’s working an insane amount of hours.

@SweetTexanRose i saw something in the 90s they make $40k a year for changing it 2x a year.