Michael Talarski

@senatorshoshana That and basic hygiene, I always get suspicious of full adults who have no kids, but get pink eye.

Has pink eye disappeared or am I just not getting it bc im not 5 and not a parent of a 5 year old?

Lost kitty spotted near camp, no tag no collar, seems shy.

@Hal_RTFLC Ehh pain is a complex multi factoral and biopsychosocial phenomenon.

The yellow pill would be a curse. Pain is how we know to stop hurting ourselves.

@gfyshugs Athletic Brewing Company makes really good NABeer you can drink and still stay active.

@gfyshugs PR'd today which was fun.

@senatorshoshana Don't put that on yourself. You moved out of NY, don't carry that burden needlessly.

If Minnie mouse was a New York jew

@Bwarzy Oh that's awful thanks I hate it.

@ProperlyZuri Broth, crushed garlic a touch of tomato paste, and jalapeño, paprika too. Granted I do brown rice.

@ProperlyZuri @masonmennenga Pro-tip: don't? I do not miss the Christian/ purity mindset tbh.

yoga pants

@senatorshoshana Imagine not having changed so much it would fuck with facial recognition software.

Hope you all are excited to get your face scanned in order to log into websites. Because it's coming

@senatorshoshana It's fun! I admit easier for me due to long arms so I'm biased.

Going climbing with friends tonight, excited to fall a lot

@senatorshoshana Memories of a fitter time :( Anything sub 60 is great.

NEW LOW HR

@fakertarians He believed in them being children... so...

He went to jail for whipping it out for who he thought was a teenager ...

@ProperlyZuri Cold shower and light jog can help you cool off if needed lol

@gfyshugs @ClaireMax Fitness is a fountain of youth. Masters in Power Lifting is 40, but static strength lasts a lot longer than speed.

Was just talking to a friend from my CrossFit gym about going to check out the semi finals in Pasadena at the end of the month. I joked about one day competing in the “old people division” aka “masters,” and out of curiosity looked up at what age it starts. 35. Fucking 35.

@Bwarzy @gaughen Make Moscow Polish Again.

My new hobby is counteracting Russian disinformation with the exact opposite nonsense: • Russia isn’t a real country • Nord Stream pipeline was just poorly built. It exploded when the Russians overpressurized it • Putin is a puppet installed by a Chinese intelligence agency

@DGisSERIOUS Always worth clearing the low hanging fruit. If you're really on top of it all, might need pharma, unless you're up due to things in your mind in which case more complicated.

@MikeET86 I do all the things you're supposed to do.

Does anyone have any obscure ancient insomnia cures that have passed down in their family for generations because I’m getting very close to just seeing if fentanyl does the trick

@senatorshoshana DTLA EOIL ANBI TEES HORM So deep

Imagine being the loser who gets that tattoo