🚨 Some of the Greatest minds in the Game spent this Wednesday morning crafting an all time list.
I present to you… NFL QB’s as Condiments.
Please note this list is fluids and we are open to suggestions.
Mahomes- Buffalo (goat)
Allen- ranch
Lamar- honey mustard
Stafford- ketchup (ole reliable)
Goff- Barbecue
Herbert- hot honey (overrated) (non negotiable)
Daniel jones- horse radish
Purdy, Darnold, Mac jones- mayo (white)
Jameis- maple syrup (Dependable, universally liked but doesn’t see the light of day too often. At times can be a bit chaotic (sticky) but is so worth it)
Baker- siracha
Geno- hot Cheeto dry rub (black)
Caleb- sweet and sour (zesty)
Burrow- soy sauce (great but not used often (made of glass))
Flacco- salsa (old but surprising sometimes)
Jalen hurts- Guac (green but sometimes looks like shit)
JD5- spicy mayo
Bo nix- lemon vinaigrette from cava
Bryce young- PAM non stick spray
Mike Penix- Marinara (pairs well with Rome)
Rattler- bleu cheese (white with chunks of black, nobody knows what it really is)
Trevor Lawrence- jelly (great as a kid)
Jordan love- queso
Aaron Rodgers- cheez wiz (great fresh, but the more it sits out the grosser it gets)
Stroud- Worcester (nobody knows if it’s good)
Tua- marshmallow fluff (moments of greatness in the past, tub of gelatin 🧠 )
Fields- Pesto (kinda good, green, plays in a liberal market)
Deshaun Watson- bang bang sauce (r&pe)
Dak- almond butter
Maye - aioli (white with an upside)