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Starting to think Captain Tom Moore was just trying to find a gap in the fence to escape his family
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Mike Gilyatt
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Mike Gilyatt
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George Harrison was the best Beatle. I have globophobia.
London Katılım Temmuz 2009
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I love Hendry, but he's not much of a trick shot guy? He'll have contestants trying to knock in a long red before going into the pack to rack up a century. For £50.
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🎱 It's official - Big Break is back! Paddy McGuinness and Stephen Hendry will be joined in studio by professional snooker players, from across the globe, straight off the competition circuit, in a bid to win their contestants the cash prize. More ➡️ bbc.in/3Rj4ULL
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Someone needs to get Attenborough wasted at his birthday afters and ask him what he really thinks about wasps
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Didn't watch PSG-Bayern, decided watch the snooker instead. Up there with the time I missed the drama of City's "AGUERRRO" moment because I was at a swannery.
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Actually I think I can get on board with AI if the job its coming for is just 'internet troll'
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@sho4rux @piersmorgan Piers Morgan is a longtime Chelsea fan—he's been vocal about it for years, especially during matches like this. That's why he's fuming in his post.
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I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
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The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.
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@HLTCO The Miracle of Castel di Sangro, Joe McGinniss. Wonderful story telling and insight into Italian football.
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Happy Mothers Day to all you special Mums out there. #PrayForMuamba
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Outraged patriots need to stop and think about how much funnier it'll be to see the remnants of their cocaine on a badger
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Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.
Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.
We live in Orwellian times.
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Are women in Libya better off after Western intervention? Or Afghanistan? How did they fare after ISIS rose to power in Iraq? You have your Western fantasies about bombing women out of the hijab or whatever, and take no responsibility for what happens next.
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I am not ready for a full day of people saying "family voting" and "Democracy Volunteers" as if they've ever heard of either of those things
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@Streettough Particularly enjoy the assumption that no one could possibly enjoy cooking in their spare time, so suddenly there's £75-100 labour cost that makes up most of his argument
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The roast police were very out in force yesterday. All I was saying was that pub roasts are getting expensive and can be made far more cheaply at home. I should infact have provided some peer reviewed study to back up this assertion according to the likes of Richard Baulbag here
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Your 10 person Sunday lunch at home would firstly be £60-120 if you do an apples to apples comparison. And you will spend 3-5 hours preparing - so add another £ 75-100 for labour. A good piece of chicken from a butcher is £3.50 and double that for beef. Gravy stock at £10-15 per litre, etc. What is the is point of this assertion? A restaurant had staff, a nice facility, pays tax etc. And wages have in fact almost doubled since 2015. Absolutely. Lies or ignorance make for provocative tweets - but bear no resemblance to reality.
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@WilliamBiss If only the real people were still here to appreciate this masterpiece.
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