Michael Johnson

@Ko_Ver I have a MySQL source system that has dates like 2023-02-00, no fun

Welp, apparently 56058-11-26 22:12:21 is a valid date in postgresql. But definitely not in #MicrosoftFabric

@pshore73 Not at all, git is great until it isn't then it just drives you mad.

I must be among the dumbest IT people on the planet, as I seem to be the only one perplexed by rather than in love with GitHub. Why is it an asset not a download? Why can't this make sense? Then again the vast majority of the Internet world that is understood by most confuses me.

@mattleibow Yeah, that puts a dampener on the whole thing.

I fly up and pay for hotels and stuff... I arrived early as well and already checked into my hotel. Then the CEO, main event, main reason for the trip just cancels...

@DBArgenis Wow, looks like it. but I see there is a version on the other platform now 😀

@MrAndyCutler That was the idea behind the old silver competency. I'm in mixed minds about it, the current MSP is too hard for small partners but old way (silver\gold) was too easy.

@MrAndyCutler I like to use PowerPoint, it does not have all the bells and whistles of Visio, but doing really simple things like connecting two shapes with a line is just so much easier than Visio makes it

@ThatTechieGirl @Microsoft Very cool and congrats :-)

I’m happy to share that I’m starting a new position as Account Technology Strategist (Virtual CTO) at @Microsoft! Time to take customer obsession to the next level using my technical expertise to build and help the customer ecosystem. #ThatTechieGirl #WomenInTech #MicrosoftLife

@Carike_B @nico_botes @CobaltAnalytics We look forward to having you join us.

I'm attending Data Saturday #36 - Johannesburg 2023 . Would you like to attend? @CobaltAnalytics @MikeJohnsonZA 🎉😎🙌 🎉😎🙌 linkedin.com/events/datasat…

@sqldbawithbeard And with the state of our currency right now, it will be an absolute bargain for anyone coming from Europe and the US :-)

So, who is spending 2 weeks in South Africa in August doing Data Saturdays? datasaturdays.com

@SQLBits Axes for me, but I also enjoyed the Nail and hammers.

Axe throwing or archery, what's your preference?🪓 If you know #SQLBits, you know we go ALL out for our famous Friday night costume party!🎉 Now how can we go even BIGGER and BETTER for 2024...💭

@mthierba Enjoy, I hear it's going to be a good one 🤯

@intoleranse @IrishSQL @FrankGeisler @mmoengen I don't recognize this person :-P

Woot! Made it to Beecher's to buy ALL THE CHEESE before we board our flight home to Atlanta. Looking forward to some grilled cheese & poutine in the next week.

@Ko_Ver I'm sure this version will have that in.

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Anyone still have a copy of #PowerBI helper around? Because that website ain't working.... #pbihelp

@mthierba @MVPAward Congrats bud, awesome news.

@GlennAlanBerry Interesting to see how the SSDs are mounted to the back plane of the motherboard. Last time I built a machine they were still being mounted to the front of the case. Does heat not become an issue?

The latest beast machine. This will replace my current primary desktop machine.

@adpead @joshilewis I have such good memories of 'That 70's show' that I don't want to watch the reboot because it could only spoil things, so thank for confirming.

@joshilewis "That 70s show" is great. But this 90s one is terrible. It's actually worse than the Nickelodeon kids shows. They couldn't have done a worse job with it.

Gee.. "that 90's show" is terrible. Bad.. really bad. 👀

@skrods So you had breakfast at around 3pm then?

Four things I did before breakfast: 1. Sunrise hike up Lions Head. 2. Walk the dogs on the beach. 3. Go surfing with the kids. 4. Meeting with my financial advisor. instagr.am/p/CnMH0YCKBUi/

Hi @databricks you have an issue with your SSL cert on customer-academy.databricks.com