Mike Keller

🇪🇸 STARLINK USAGE SKYROCKETED DURING SPANISH BLACKOUTS Spain and Portugal’s power went poof last week - and mobile networks totally flopped. But guess what didn’t crash? Elon’s space WiFi. Starlink use jumped 35% over average, and 60% higher in Spain by Tuesday as phone networks struggled to recover. Even with the rush, Starlink stayed online - while tens of thousands of mobile antennas went dark. Turns out, space internet > powerless cell towers. Source: Financial Times

🚨GROK 3 SENDS USAGE SOARING – 10X SPIKE IN DOWNLOADS Elon’s xAI just dropped Grok 3, and the numbers are wild. Mobile downloads exploded 10X the week it launched, with daily U.S. users up 260%. Even Grok’s web app visits shot from 189K to over 900K a day. Globally? 4.5 million hits daily. Some of that boom came from expanding into Europe, Latin America, and Southeast Asia, but Grok 3 clearly grabbed attention fast. Source: TechCrunch

🚨 ROBOTS CAN NOW HELP WITH SURGERY — AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT Medtronic tested its Hugo robot in 137 real surgeries — fixing prostates, kidneys, and bladders — and the results were better than doctors expected. Complication rates were super low: just 3.7% for prostate surgeries, 1.9% for kidney surgeries, and 17.9% for bladder surgeries, all beating safety goals from years of research. The robot got a 98.5% success rate, way above the 85% goal — meaning it didn’t just pass the test, it basically set the curve. Out of 137 surgeries, only 2 needed to switch back to regular surgery — 1 because of a robot glitch, and 1 because of a tricky patient case. This doesn’t mean robots are replacing surgeons tomorrow, but it does mean your next doctor might have a very expensive metal sidekick. Source: RTTNews

FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control & remote assistance operations

You can get a glimpse of that today: although FSD Supervised currently does require your supervision, you will still notice that your commute or long drives are suddenly so much less taxing. No constant micro-adjustments in rush hour traffic. No frustration. Car does it all for you. Now imagine how you’d feel if not having to supervise at all, while still getting from A to B in comfort & style & for very little $ That’s Robotaxi. And it’s coming.

JORDAN PETERSON: THE NGO GRAVY TRAIN HAS CEASED TO OPERATE “It wouldn't surprise me in the least if half the money that the American government spent or the Canadian government is utter waste or even positively counterproductive.  Elon is the kind of managerial businessman who's very detail-oriented.  He's an engineer.  Engineers know how things work from the atoms upward.  I have many engineers as friends, and I've watched them run companies, and the good ones know everything about how their enterprises operate, and they pay attention to every detail.  And Elon is definitely one of those people.  He bought Twitter, and he cut its staff by 75% and made it work better, despite the fact that his advertising base collapsed.  So I think it's great that Musk and his team of brilliant young engineers are going through the budget line by line trying to figure out where all the idiot money goes.  I think the left is appalled by that because they've set up an entire network of so-called non-governmental organizations, NGOs, that are essentially funded by taxpayer money and that run their quasi-criminal radical enterprises all around the world.  And now the gravy train has ceased to operate.” Source: Piers Morgan Uncensored, April 8, 2025

🚨🇺🇸WHO’S PAYING TO BURN TESLAS? DOJ & CONGRESS PROBING THE MONEY TRAIL The Molotov attacks on Tesla dealerships weren’t just mindless rage—they were coordinated, armed, and funded. Now, the Department of Justice is digging deeper. Investigators are pursuing not just the arsonists, but also the shadowy networks that may have financed the crimes. The House DOGE Subcommittee has formally called on the DOJ and FBI to expose any NGOs, activist fronts, or political donors fueling anti-Tesla violence. This is no longer about protests. It’s about domestic terrorism—and who’s bankrolling it. As AG Bondi warned: “No one—not the foot soldiers, not the financiers—will escape justice.” The anti-Elon mob is being unmasked. And the funders are next. Sources: DOJ, House GOP Subcommittee on DOGE

Elon Musk's Starman, who is currently in space, also urges you not to panic: "Don't Panic!"