Mike Matson

So. I know it's Christmas season. I'm in a tight spot. I need some grocery money and money for my meds on Wednesday. $100 would be perfect E-transfer matson67@hotmail.com PayPal paypal.me/MikeM67?countr…

@MaxandCarrie Love you sweet Ruby nugget..

For those celebrating this Holy weekend, Happy Easter and Happy Passover to you and yours from this sweet little rescue nugget. She enjoys bringing smiles to this world and sharing her lived experience that dark days can turn to miraculous new beginnings! Go Ruby! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🙌🏻🐾🐾

@AbakpaJob We'll get around to it some day

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

@percythebeagle Boops and scritches

Goodmorning, it's me Percy.. "Yes,this is my bed" "Yes,I've moved it into this room" "Nothing to see here "👋

@hopeformee Been watching since the 80s. Slogged through the "every wrestler has a job" timeline.

Im sorry, but how are people not totally embarrassed to watch WWE. Like even if I was a 5 year old, I'd be embarrassed at how shit is right now lol

@kittenaround_51 She behaved fine. Dumbass needs to know that no is a valid response.

@BritxWillow Playing with them helps even more

Seeing t!tt!es helps men's mental health

@pippasalah1971 @xevekiah I like that line.. Mine is "The very fear that makes you want to die is just the same as what keeps you alive. It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth"

@xevekiah Depression and Mental exhaustion when you realise there is absolutely no point to life. Favourite song lyric of mine "I don't want to die, but I'm not keen on living either". Everyday for me.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@michelleyroo2 I'm single because people never give me even a first look, nevermind a second.. lol

i’m better off single bc the amount of times i randomly repeat “my heroes don’t like my penis?!? they HATE my penis?!?” makes any normal human being who doesn’t watch smiling friends flee immediately hahahaha

@trishstratuscom @MandalayBay Trish and Mickie... My two longest lasting crushes..

Ugh we cute 😭 If you want more of these shenanigans come see us in Vegas April 18! Before Mania Night 1, we’ll be on stage together with our girls for our LIVE Q&A at #FirstCrushByTrishStratus inside @MandalayBay (steps from Allegiant Stadium. Plus we be meetin’ & greetin’ y’all after! Tickets at FirstCrushByTrish.com @MickieJames

@JeremyFoot1977 @maddiecholette Where it belongs

@maddiecholette Looks like it’s stuck in the basement

and may this logo stay at rogers centre forever, i don’t care if you hate it

@ThatsSoEZSports @maddiecholette This was the era where they tried to remove the Blue from Blue Jays...

@maddiecholette The one problem we had during this period was not once we had "blue jerseys" for this era despite being called the BLUE JAYS

@Shawn_in_TO @maddiecholette I loved this one..

@maddiecholette It’s certainly better than this monstrosity

@michelleyroo2 If I was invited to a group chat I didn't feel welcomed in, I'd leave.. Fuck em..

what do you do when you’re the most hated person in every groupchat you’re added to? like you can tell everyone hates you bc of how annoying you are; even when you post happy or silly stuff you get constantly ignored and can tell everyone wants you to leave??? like you were the pity invite in the first place and have been making it worse by just being yourself? is there a separate groupchat for that?!😅

@gailkimITSME I fell out of the shower once.. I was facing in, my feet slid from under me and then I fell backwards out of the tub. Tucked my chin in and put my arms out to the sides.

I slipped and fell on a newly cleaned floor the other day bc it was so slippery, is it odd that I felt weirdly good? It didn’t hurt and I fell properly. It was the first bump I’ve taken in a while ….

@gailkimITSME The instinct kicked in, eh?? lol

@michelleyroo2 That works. Can' say I've had much of any luck lol

@MikeMatson67 10 years good luck

you must kiss the bellybuddin freckle for a prosperous weekend🙂‍↕️

@T3SSABLANCHARD That's close to harassment. Even as a public figure you're entitled to downtime and a space without the hounding of fans..

Please Please Please stop calling, FaceTiming and texting continuously if I did not give you my number or you don’t know me personally. & etiquette is to alway ask the person before you share their phone number!! I hate to even have to say this! Receiving 27 calls, 13 FaceTimes and 12 text messages within an hour goes beyond fandom!! It’s super inappropriate.

@maddiecholette Yes. Just what I want. Reminders of Brian Tallet

@percythebeagle Boops and scritches

This week I've been helping "mum" do her jigsaw, mainly trying to knock it over 🤭