Literally on coming back on here to tell @sonicpodcast that I just spotted a sonic magazine with a bonafide water fun game on the front as a free gift ??
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Mike Orvis
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Mike Orvis
@MikeOrvisDamn
A Pan man with no plan. I hit stuff and sing for the purpose of money, as well as attracting a mate.
Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Name a crab! Go on ! Name just one crab! You can’t , can you? You charlatan, you sixpenny fraud! Not one. Get back under your rock, you fucks.
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Is it still shit on here or have they fixed it? I’m really only here to flirt with @disappointment
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Watching an old match . This commentary from Punk is… something I’m sure @Maffewgregg might want for… reasons.
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@TomSlatter I now comprehensively understand your writing process
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@MikeOrvisDamn Numbers are a conspiracy, mate. Don't fall for it. Three? Two? These are just nonsense syllables. No-one can count. Multiplication is satanic.
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Hahaha take that Maths teacher, I DO have a calculator in my pocket all the time AND it makes me depressed hahaha
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I don’t think touching grass is enough, I’m gonna have to go full Saltburn
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Is Violet Beauregard an example of Nominative Determinism or do I need to get laid more often?
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Hang the fuck on isn’t this the plot of Revenge Of The Sith?
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet
We are a reasonable country, but our patience has now run out. Our Parliament is sovereign, and it should be able to make decisions that cannot be undone in our courts. That’s what this emergency legislation delivers.
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People don’t drive tractors into the front of post offices and loot them anymore. Sad.
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Hey @alphachromeyayo sir, what was that horror fishing game you liked?
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@MikeOrvisDamn You already know you're going to do it so just embrace it.
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Looks like I need somewhere new to talk about movies I like. Do NOT let me become a Letterboxd guy, please.
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I am enjoying Mario Wonder but it was weird when that Flower guy hatecrimed me
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