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@bumbadum14 Make the cubicle great again. I’m sick of open office plans where I gotta see the troon galavanting around the office with a boner.

People who have never worked in physical labor or customer service will post shit like this as if it isn’t paradise. This is Eden, the land of milk and honey compared to those jobs.

@FOX26Houston El Georgo Floydo. I wonder if they break out the golden casket again.

The community is invited to honor the life of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, the 52-year-old man who was fatally shot by an ICE officer in Houston. The public viewing is scheduled for Thursday, July 16, from 5 to 9 p.m. at the Great Chapel at Forest Park Lawndale on Lawndale Street in Houston. There may be a rosary service that will take place during the viewing. Guests are asked to wear any shade of blue to the service, but it is completely optional. LULAC Council states the family has asked that attendees not take any photos or videos during the viewing, and please leave your phones in your car.

@RNCResearch Ashley I'm an offensive line coach for the Chicago Bears. Forget politics we need you protecting Caleb Williams back side. DM me

MODERATOR: "What qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate?" Maine Democrat Ashley Webb: "I'm a songwriter and I write my own books."

@raghu_venugopal I for sure will take advice from an Indian named after a bottom of the barrel pasta sauce.

To the Americans blaming Canada for smoke linked to global climate change, we in turn ask you to keep your exploding tick-borne diseases, your MAGA politics, your anti-vaxx hysteria and your illegal guns from infiltrating our nation. Sincerely, Canada nytimes.com/2026/07/11/opi…

@amuse Something about a mill stone around their neck I believe

INSANITY: Tim Walz says we shouldn’t judge child molesters based purely on their decision to rape a child but on how they live their rest of their lives.

@PanasonicDX4500 LeBlues Clues needs to solve the clues already.

LeBron James tells Tyrese Halliburton on his podcast that his next team has already been announced “if you follow the clues”

Do you have your license and registration mam? Alright can you step out of the car?

@ChiefTrumpster Patriot

I’m a prosecutor in Georgia and I helped jail a woman for an abortion (killing a baby).

@interstatejuche Furiously googling how to reattach my dick. Should have trusted the plan.

See, that didn't last long. Did you see me melt down on the TL? No? Lesson there.

@NYGovPress @grok edit Kathy Hochuls face onto this gif.

HOCHUL ENACTS NATION’S FIRST STATEWIDE DATA CENTER MORATORIUM

@PlisskenPatriot Use the force Ramirez! Visualize your bullets splitting his skull like a watermelon.

The libtards just can’t help but make Trump look incredible. Every single time.

This American man, pretending to be a woman, fled the US for the Netherlands for "asylum." Now he regrets it because of all the Muslim migrants who violently target him. You can't make this stuff up.

@alterboogie Onlyfans whores should be seen and not heard.

Just THREE days after executing Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in the streets, they DO IT AGAIN, to a 26 year old father in Biddeford Maine. This man was legally authorized to work in the United States. No one deserves to die over papers, and yet this man was still executed WITH them.

@TheAtlantic @russellberman It’s raining men will be the theme song for this push by the libtards.

The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy. theatln.tc/hxYEVGbk 📸: Amy Lynn Powell for The Atlantic

@RiderBus89094 @seamus_coughlin Someone post a link for the bush shirt. Need it for my collection

@seamus_coughlin All this shit got memory holed zombietime.com/hall_of_shame/

shitlibs love going "remember when democrats and republicans agreed?" and the agreement was "republicans should never hit back"

NEW - Hunter Biden and Nick Fuentes sit down for a joint interview with the Chanel 5 podcast — TMZ

@sethmoulton Shooting illegals in the head is the moderate option.

Another American community turned into a combat zone. ICE agents shot and killed a person in the streets of Biddeford, Maine. They are acting like Trump's racist secret police force because they know they have zero accountability. It is long past time to abolish ICE, strip them of this unchecked power, and prosecute every single agent involved to the fullest extent of the law. Biddeford deserves answers, and the American people demand justice.

@CrackAmicoRAP Song is tight but you sound like Rucka Rucka Ali

WHITE AGAIN 🤍🎶

@TMZ If only Christina had munched on Tom’s scrum. Sad it had to end like this.

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Tom Segura and Christina P. separate after 18 years of marriage. tmz.com/2026/07/13/tom…

@stevehou Might makes right is how the saying goes.