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Mike Reiss
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Mike Reiss
@MikeReissWriter
Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.
NY | Los Angeles | The World Katılım Nisan 2016
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At my age every trip to the toilet is a Paul Thomas Anderson movie: "One Battle After Another" and "There Will Be Blood".
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One Battle After Another would be a good name for Trump's second term.
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You know, Trump could've used all this firepower to save Ukraine, topple Russia's dictator, and steal THEIR oil. And everyone -- left , right, Russia, US -- would be happy.
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@MikeReissWriter No sense of nuclear history?!
How do you then account for the fact that he's both a 'little boy' and a 'fat man'?
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Because he has no sense of history or human decency, Trump is going to drop a nuke.
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My uncle died doing what he loved: coughing up blood.
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The greatest discrepancy between Ladies' Room and Men's Room is in this cafe in Cabo San Lucas.
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Trump vows to replace Kristi Noem with 'the best dog-murderer I can find.'
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TRUMP: "Thanks to Operation Distraction, people forget I'm a pedophile and think of me as a war criminal. Mission accomplished!"
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