Mike Reiss

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KEBAB TEROR. Great horror flick. Critics skewered it.

Frankly, I'd have kept Colbert and canceled Trump.

My friend runs a foundation to teach students the value of math skills. I wrote this sketch for him: youtube.com/watch?v=6AVI5o…

I recorded a hidden DVD commentary on our Michael Jackson episode. I NEVER HEARD IT MYSELF till now, 25 years later. The audio doesn't sync with picture but it's chock-full of Simpsons & MJ trivia! Thanks for posting, @ThomasConnorsJr!

I'm speaking in England this summer! 6 lectures, 4 cities! Come see me! Order now! ovationtheatres.com/secrets-of-the…

Going by the classic image of Helen of Troy, @RealCarrotTop should play her.

We're mad because the movie version of THE ODYSSEY which we haven't seen, doesn't match the vision of the book we never read.

Elon Musk hates Lupita Nyong'o playing Helen of Troy? Wait till he sees who's playing him in the Elon Musk Story!

SINGERS RATED BY RASPINESS 6. Ray Charles 5. Bruce Springsteen 4. Rod Stewart 3. Joe Cocker 2. Louis Armstrong 1. Tom Waits

A: Beef with Broccoli Q: Why did Daniel Craig quit the James Bond films?

If you get it from drinking orange soda, it's the Fantavirus. If you take too much antacid, it's the Mylantavirus. If you get it from sitting on Saint Nick's lap... (73 more cards)

Ted Turner moves into perpetual reruns.

In this week's Substack, enjoy a FREE trip to one of the worst places on earth: reissm.substack.com/p/patagonia-bl…