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The Dutch Assassin

@MikeRochester79

I am not Dutch. Nor am I an assassin.

Katılım Şubat 2011
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@Kraytur3 I don't get why you would be so desperate to misinterpret something that you actually have to go out of your way to avoid accidentally learning anything about it, and then demonstrate it so publicly.
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@Real___iTamara No because I live here so I can see with my own eyes that he's absolutely talking out of his arse.
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iTamara
iTamara@Real___iTamara·
JD VANCE: "The United Kingdom is turning into an Islamic state with nuclear weapons. They could soon be a serious threat to us in America." Do you agree with Vance?
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Deniis🪐@ALEXAGY0·
What is the funniest alternate name for marijuana?
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?
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Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
I want a new night stand gun... full set up that isnt a handgun What do you run??
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@dioscuri The best food I found in the US was at iHop. And even that was pretty terrible. It's not that it was all particularly badly prepared, but the ingredients everywhere were of such poor quality that trying to eat it was a deeply unpleasant experience.
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Henry Shevlin@dioscuri·
Europeans like to scoff at American gluttony, but an underrated factor in the US obesity crisis is that American food is just unreasonably good. Not fine dining specifically, but the average sports bar or taqueria or diner food is just much tastier than typical Euro equivalents
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James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
Our friends, the Brits, went from relinquishing their right to bear arms in 1997 to standing on the edge of the Islamist abyss today. Our Second Amendment is not about the right to go duck hunting, folks. It’s about keeping power in the hands of The People.
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@mariana057 At the very last minute (we were actually standing waiting for the bride to make her entrance) I was given responsibility for choosing the music the couple would leave the ceremony to at my best friend's wedding. I panicked and chose Queen's Love of my Life.
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mariana Z@mariana057·
Songs you DON'T play at a wedding… I’ll start… Unbreak my heart.
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@Msmenalicious I remember a guy I knew getting promoted and being given a Blackberry. His glee at the thought of giving his new number to his ex and anticipating her envy at his success was incredible.
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The hair plug@Msmenalicious·
I just remembered the BlackBerry era. I went for a wedding then and needed to charge my phone. I asked this babe for her charger and she said, “Sorry, I use a BlackBerry,” in a condescending tone. I was like, “Okay?” I saw it before I asked you. Then she said, “Oh, I thought you use a Nokia.” 😏 BlackBerry was a status symbol back then. It was madness.
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soup🍓@thrluv·
when guys pee do they hold it like a joint or a cigarette
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@SimonMcCoyTV People have always done that. All it takes is a tap on the brakes and you trigger a traffic wave. Always bad approaching the Queensferry Crossing, I've sometimes found myself stationary there. But hey, yet another made-up reason to have a dig at EVs I suppose.
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Simon McCoy@SimonMcCoyTV·
Have noticed a lot more random braking on motorways lately. It’s dangerous and causes others to brake. Is it because drivers of electric vehicles using regenerative braking don’t realise their brakes lights come on when they take their foot off the accelerator? Just a thought….
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Movie Magic@marcel_aromeh·
You would need 500mph wind with those things to move that ship. 🤣.
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XBradTC@xbradtc·
I love it that Jack Reacher can walk into any thrift store, anytime, and come out with a perfect-fit pair of jeans and a nondescript, dark t-shirt. Just once, I want to see Reacher walking around in a pair of jorts and a "Mitchell Family Reunion 2017" t-shirt in neon green.
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@FalconryFinance Watching people do this (which is basically adults taking a stag do activity far too seriously) you'd be forgiven for thinking the objective is to throw as many paintballs onto the ground as you can.
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Austin Padgett (LudwigNeverMises)@LudwigNverMises·
It’s a cultural power play by the left using our cultural heritage (which they have legally captured) against us It is a pretty big flex to be able to take an explicitly political talk show host and but him in charge of everyone’s favorite franchise. Unthinkable for the right to be able to pull that off right now
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Stelios Panagiotou@Panagiotou90St·
Am I the only one thinking that Stephen Colbert shouldn’t be involved in anything that has to do with Lord of The Rings?
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The Dutch Assassin@MikeRochester79·
@AwfulLotOfEagle I still don't really know much about the alien conspiracy stuff, because even the first time round I only ever watched the MoTW episodes
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