Mike Salmon

@Thehullboy1 Hardest Geezer runs with Positive Geezer 🙌 Good luck brother. Your journey has been Inspirational 🏃‍♂️

MARATHON READY! Me and Russ will begin our run at Marble Arch, Hyde park, London at 10AM tomorrow and will do laps of Hyde park until completion. Come along, have a run and meet the hardest geezer (and Russ) 😅 Let’s do this marathon for mental health ❤️

@domjoly It’s absolutely piscine it down. 🏊🏻

Is it raining? I didn’t even notice… #Paris2024

@RishiSunak These desperate lies have completely destroyed every last ounce of credibility you once held up against your party of morally disconnected lying buffoons. Not long now ⏱️ Bye Rishi 👋

If Labour are handed a blank cheque, they will use their supermajority to tax you more for the rest of your life.

@domjoly @CharlieBrk2004 Summarised perfectly by @JonathanPieNews x.com/JonathanPieNew…

@CharlieBrk2004 Wait until you hear what the Tories did…

For anyone who is still undecided, here’s what the last Labour government did. 🌹

If god was to ever send another prophet to live amongst us in today’s world What would they look like, how would they talk and what would they do? @hardestgeezer

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

@hardestgeezer Sad to see this coming to an end, but in absolute awe over what you are about to achieve. Enjoy the strawberry daiquiri 🍓

Can’t believe it’s nearly over. See you at the shell garage soon boys & girls🫡

@hardestgeezer This kind of interaction is what makes 𝕏 special

@AllyALaw @hardestgeezer Ginger power.

@theJeremyVine Lorry took the wrong turn, but you have then immediately stopped in the driver’s blind spot (the most dangerous place to be as a cyclist). Could have continued past. Wearing a camera on your head with a thirst for making content to share didn’t help this situation.

This morning. About an hour ago. Illegal right turn, then watch. Unbelievable.

@hardestgeezer Fresh out of a garden pond.

Vans broken down. Clutch gone. Getting towed to nearest mechanic. 4 hours deep. 4 more to go if we’re lucky. Geezer towing us just handed us some weed. He said we fly. Oui monsieur. Don’t do drugs kids🫡

@hardestgeezer Stay alive brother. You guys are the best thing to ever come to YouTube 🙌.

Been stuck in super rural Congo village on my ones for the last few days. Craziest experience of my life. Made it out today. Finally got some charge in my phone and signal. Glad to be alive.

@hardestgeezer 🙌🙌🙌

#ProjectAfrica Day 54: 67.6km Biggest distance of the mission so far. Proper tired. My coffin sized bed in the top corner of the van never looked so damn good. Just yamming 1kg yoghurt pot before I get stuck into it. Had a weird moment today where I was thinking yeah, fully just out here stomping through rural Angola. I didn’t even know this country existed a few years ago. Now here I am, look to my left see kids no older than 4 grafting on the farms. Look to my right see insects the size of my fist running the gaff. Ain’t in Worthing no more🤣 Signal still playing silly games with me. Boys drove to a cell tower to upload the YouTube vid tonight. A lot goes into putting them together. Big up everyone that goes over to watch🤝 Hoping to bring back the daily update vids on here soon aswell🫡

@hardestgeezer Safety must come before stomping out those 1s & 2s brother. Hope you recover soon, you absolute animal.

Ain’t in my finest health right now but I will be back on road as soon as possible boys & girls. Sometimes down. Never out. Massive thank you for all the support🫡

@hardestgeezer Stay safe, fuelled and hydrated brother, keep smashing out those 1s and 2s. Game’s the game.🏃‍♂️

#ProjectAfrica Day 42: 60km Finished for another day. Pissing blood. Ain’t pretty. At least it lets me know limits are being pushed sufficiently. Exhausted. Ain’t got much in the way of words tonight. Head down. Mouth shut. Business handled. Back for more tomorrow🫡

@katemcgill I'm quite happy to live in a society where apologies tend not to mean much if you have already lied and used your position in television to spark a relationship with someone 40+ years younger than you.

You can now listen to a new 4 track EP from myself and my two musical brothers who go by the name of @ThirdDart. 👂 BandCamp - bit.ly/3fgrJNc 👂 Spotify - spoti.fi/3LI7m7D 🎶 Available on all streaming services. #NewMusic #RockMusic #ThirdDart #NewRelease

@CenterParcsUK How incredibly stupid of you.

@VDoraiswami Please can you provide an update on the situation with UK nationals access to e-visas for tourist purposes? The next available appointment within the India high commission is 6 weeks away. I have flights booked next month and no way to acquire a tourist visa in time.