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Parking enforcement on a college campus gotta be gayest job on the planet.

@Camslaptops hell yeah

@MikeTomlin67 If she rips bag that’s a plus

Taking a zeta to formal. is this a bad or good idea?

Not a worry in the damn world. Keeping it simple.

why is it called a 5th but it’s half a handle (i’m high asf been thinking about this for 10 minutes now)

not even looking at my bank account after this purchase (this is my 4th one)

drunk thought but you ever think why does alcohol do what it does. Sober me wouldn’t say shit. Drunk: I see a 10 i’m immediately going to talk to her.

buddies been slumped since 2am last night out here. Call the plug.

this is all i need in life.

bro said “do you want a snack.” my n-word wtf

God Bless SteelerNation

@Gaige_returns love to see it

FanDuel has allegedly leaked and then swiftly removed this. The script has been confirmed. Sorry Baltimore

@talkbets101 @RockettItz Just wait

This might be the easiest $1,700 I’ve ever made.

@UchihaNobody @grindfacetv nah the guy outside the car slumped the passenger took his phone then slumped the driver and then look the car

@grindfacetv Wait hahaha so the guy filming is in the passenger he gets out hits the other guy and then the driver of the same car gets out xD so he swings on him and then gets back in the car only as the driver now hahahaha love it like nigga I drove you here hahaha

@WiredForSound__ bro went to the ER for strep😭😭😭

$2600 for fucking strep I’m so done bro

Nike Swoosh on the pint is a nice touch #JustDrinkIt

@SaudiOilNIL i mean didn’t Moore threaten to kill the girl and himself too

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little spanish

New Unlock #expand

@Milovxyvy @CLVProphets ✅✅✅

@CLVProphets Rock out with this

I’m paying your rent today 🔌