Michael Dubay

Supreme Court decision threatens health, safety, environmental and marketplace protections. Urge Congress to take action and uphold pro-consumer rules. action.consumerreports.org/cro-20240626-c…

@MeatheadMafia No photo? It's not real.

I finally found - and purchased - the perfect loofah today. So, yeah, you could say I'm in a pretty good place in my life.

College Football lost a great man today. RIP John Gagliardi. I can't recommend this book enough. amazon.com/Sweet-Season-S…

Today we celebrate the day an egg-bearing Jewish rabbit rose from the dead. #HappyEaster

Whoa. @paulloduca16 is now my 10th follower. I'll take a break in my Saratoga handicapping to say hello and welcome.

@MOTW_Jeff Don't forget... there's a fresh Canadian $20 bill waiting for you if you wear that special footwear tomorrow.#MBDatT

Nobody can hear you fart while you're mowing the lawn. #LlittleKnownFacts

@jennye1 wait, we're allowed to get mushy on the twitter? well, in that case... roses are red, violets are blue, I need more characters.

shocking news to the master batters.... timesunion.com/local/article/…

I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas - innocent holiday song or most racist song ever? #mayallyourChristmasesbewhite

Looking for gift ideas for my nephews. At what age is cocaine an appropriate gift? #goodUncleorbestUncle?

Also, I would like to thank you all for making me the most-followed twitterer in the world. And this is only my 4th day twitting!

I almost forgot we are celebrating the day that Al Gore invented the interwebs. #CyberMonday

And now Maye Rigo is going to help me find sexy girls near me. Twitter rules!! Let me just click on this link now...

I'm a twitterer for less than 24 hours, and I've already been hacked. I'm flattered.