Mike

@otokyo__ Heat control

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳

@sweetvicyy Waiting

WARNING: liking this tweet may result in a weird goth girl appearing in your room at 3am to take your soul

@saniyafatma1278 Sexual chocolate

I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…

@laurenkimripley Hi

Say hello

@Jennifer55gt No, but your math is.

Is my age an problem? I’m 66 born in 1973

@imsadspice Careful. It might get stolen.

You just know I’m a redneck by the way I call my coffin a single wide

@laurenkimripley Ummmm….really?!? 🤭

Gosh I fancy you

@TiffanyFong Wish I knew what the hell that is

i wish my bf posted about my perfect vaginal microbiome :(

@EmilySm43 Nope

Be brutally honest 🤔

@laurenkimripley I got nothing

You know when you go out drinking and you drunk text? Yeah that was me. Ffs

@Steph_emma01 Have fun

Going for shopping 😘🥰💖

@HaeSicks Isn’t that always the way…

Ok I finished Hyperion and there was a lot more sex than I was expecting

@laurenkimripley Hi!

Say hello

@laurenkimripley Me too

Hmmmm I wanna be topless I think

@jessica_lovee95 Never on accident

Men... this question is for you, but you need to be honest 😳😳 Have you ever accidentally gone to the other hole while doing 69?

@imsadspice Glad it’s working out 🙂

Every night I get to lay down in my bed I am reminded of just how GRATEFUL I am for you all and for the wonderful opportunities/ life yall have blessed me with Seriously as a gal who went from sleeping in her truck to a real bed all because of your support THANK YOU💗

@laurenkimripley Dunno, usually when I get home from work I’m pretty tired. I’ll see how I feel later.

Maybe a cute outfit tonight?

@alexxistexxxas See, to me, that’s not old.

Would you let me pick you up for a date in my old Jeep, or would you be too embarrassed? 🙈

@HotForMoot Umm…

Some might call me an untapped market

@TiffanyFong A round Lego table

i’m furnishing a new apt - what the fuck am i supposed to put in this awkward semicircular space ?