Tommy tsunami

Outside

Keep that handkerchief on me

Y’all I ordered my bacon cheeseburger for lunch. I gotta meet my coworker downstairs at his car. Poke my head in his window & smell food, he’s got a white bag & he goes it’s a burger in there & my mouth watering like a dog when I got a whole burger upstairs Whats wrong with me

12 years olds when parents ask why “large woman boobs” are in the YouTube search history

Can’t stand a person that sets their water cap on top of the bottle. Lazy existence .

Gm to all the beautiful people on my tl !!

@Absolunar The jury has ruled against you 46 to 2

Using “jajaja” when my Latina wife sends a funny text

@awesomecookie69 😂

crash out postponed I got WiFi and ac and my 3 work monitors are working now #corporatedouchebag

on the verge of a full blown catastrophic crash out

Word or phrases getting on my nerves lately: “Welp” “As I was saying” “Tea”

Good morning to my crew !! Y’all wake up & collect as many federal reserve notes you can get ur lil fingers on

I also asked boy to buy me some jeans on credit but he wouldn’t help, broke ahh

Told the AI I soiled myself at the library and needed help

@DrBluntblazer Hit em straight bud !!

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Ok I’m done have a pleasant Sunday 😇

Came in my sleep on the plane

My stutter has her thinking she a supermodel

My son has been on the game since 10pm and it’s morning

My son wants to do a trunk or treat but I gotta mongoose bike