1ST DEGREE DIRTBAG

In high school, I tore my ACL playing soccer and was on crutches for 6 months...and got attacked by a loser while sitting out gym class. School had a stupid rule about how, in any physical fight, both parties had to be punished equally. When I pointed out that...obviously...the kid on crutches did not start the fight, the Vice Principal scoffed and asked me why I was daring the Question Authority. School bureaucracy radicalizes many conservatives because its so obviously stupid, actively harmful, and punishing to the victim.

BRAWL: Several people knocked out in the streets of Dallas during this weekend's St. Patrick's Day celebration. I'm sure St. Patrick the missionary would truly appreciate how these folks are choosing to remember him.

Ok I’ll say it 🚨🚨🚨 If the Browns beat the Steelers today, I will officially deactivate my account.

FIFA just invented a fake “Peace Prize” out of thin air because Trump got his feelings hurt over the real Nobel. Handing a war-mongering, Venezuela-bombing, 3 a.m.-rage-posting dementia patient a made-up trophy while he’s literally threatening invasions is the most pathetic ass-kissing in sports history. He will never, ever get the Nobel. Enjoy the plastic soccer participation medal, Don. RT and share if you think FIFA and Trump are idiots!

Turns out the greatest athlete alive is a dog named Winston 👀

Falcons were in the “In The Hunt” column in the NFC playoff picture graphic CBS just displayed. I spit my drink out

Projected Browns trade: 2026 2nd round pick + 2027 3rd round pick For Jets WR Garrett Wilson I don’t think I’d do it.