Michael Carpenter

Piers Morgan is a TIT

@juniorbooker Barkley fam

@juniorbooker out for 3 weeks

The Ox :-(

The king of Spain has abdicated. Another Juan bites the dust.

I never, knew love like this before

I'm gonna vote for UKIP because I want more naps throughout the day

Today I saw a mechanic sitting on an auto part, drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake.

CrackingUpComedy with @BigTomD @MoTheComedian @DaneBaptweets @KGthaComedian £5 tickets>> eventbrite.co.uk/e/cracking-up-… pic.twitter.com/wlGWrhJKh4

It's been a while twitter

If you need me message me on here

LOL

The job centre can depress the jolliest of men

Stress is not good

@JimmyJamesJones @ComedyCafeLDN thanks a lot bro

Big up @JimmyJamesJones that is all

@Lw808 @EverydaySexism I apologise for the horrible behaviour of some of my gender

Samsung phones are pants

Pussy riot members surrounded by media after release

@KinsellaMickk94 loooooooool