
Mikey Jimenez
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Mikey Jimenez
@Mikey_Jimenez
I started the “Paul Pierce Sucks” chant. Ex College Baseball Player.
Gronk didn’t have the angle Katılım Nisan 2010
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If the defense ever starts rolling tires at us, Kaleb’s our guy
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Big second year for Steelers RB Kaleb Johnson. Lots for him to prove:
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@Mikey_Jimenez I'd cut Chandler and Dolander (why not cut him?)
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@JoePisapia17 with Jones and Webb coming off IL, I have to cut 2 pitchers (excluding Dollander) by the time games start tomorrow. Any help would be appreciated!


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Nobody has ever been more correct in an assessment about themselves
MLB@MLB
HOME RUN NO. 20 FOR MUNETAKA MURAKAMI!
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Seems like they should have talked to him before announcing him as a starter then
Bryan Hoch ⚾️@BryanHoch
The Yankees announce that Ryan Weathers will start tomorrow vs. Tampa Bay. (Weather permitting, of course.)
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During the NFL draft, Abdul Carter (@1NCRDB1) wore an Islamic political chain while his family showed up in full burqas.
Funny how Abdul loves shoving his religion and politics down America’s throat but melts down when his teammate Jackson Dart (@JaxsonDart) attends a Trump rally.
The left are such hypocrites.
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Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, down by 3, down to your final strike … GRAND SLAM‼️
Every baseball kid’s dream in the backyard growing up. @SouthernMissBSB's Drey Barrett just lived it 👏
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BREAKING: Phenix City (Ala.) Central Top100 IOL Jatori Williams commits to Miami over Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, and Florida State.
The 6-5, 320-pounder is considered the No. 96 overall player and No. 6 IOL in the Class of 2027.
247sports.com/college/miami/…

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BREAKING: A Memphis man has been arrested after allegedly scratching off EVERY SINGLE scratch-off ticket at a Germantown Exxon while working the register… because apparently his retirement strategy was “manifesting.”
According to police, 32-year-old Lemonjello Washington decided the Tennessee Lottery was basically a giant reimbursement program. Witnesses say he spent the entire overnight shift scratching tickets like a raccoon that found a Red Bull and a quarter.
The plan? Simple.
Scratch all the tickets.
Use the winning tickets to pay for the losing tickets.
Pocket the profit.
Become Memphis royalty.
Unfortunately, investigators say the math “collapsed almost immediately,” which experts are calling “the most Shelby County Schools thing ever.”
Police say Lemonjello confidently told officers:
“Y’all don’t understand… eventually one of these gone hit.”
Sir. That is not investing. That is emotional support gambling.
Things became suspicious around 3:17 AM when customers walked in asking for scratch-offs and Lemonjello allegedly replied:
“We fresh out… but spiritually we up right now.”
By sunrise, the counter reportedly looked like a confetti cannon exploded inside a bankruptcy hearing. Losing tickets were stacked knee-high. The only big winner was the Exxon trash can.
Authorities say the total losses exceeded several thousand dollars, while total winnings amounted to:
• 3 free tickets
• $11
• and a coupon for a free Mountain Dew.
🤣🤣🤣

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