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@MikiGrovehatch

quantum shifting | slavic knowledge | AI Voice agents. build from within. https://t.co/O4ZDqDW2fq

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MIKI@MikiGrovehatch·
slavic boy from small city. 5 years ago googled "how to make money online" got 15+ clients to $10k through copywriting on upwork. here's my story: GREW UP IN SLOVAKIA. small city. no opportunities. pub called netko. fights every friday. whites vs gypsies. drinking at 15. gangs doing business. one bmx bike. one sweatsuit. watched everyone work at mcdonald's and tesco. party weekends. repeat until dead. knew i was built different. 18 years old. finishing high school. tried dropshipping. lost money. tried videos. went nowhere. had movie blog. good content. $0 revenue. found upwork. "you can sell writing skills?" holy shit. FIRST 3 CLIENTS WERE DISASTERS. CILENT 1: netflix subtitle company. missed deadline. sent wrong files. survived on coffee and panic. $400 taught me more than any course. CLIENT 2: gambling site. big consistent money. quit after learning about project. some money isn't worth taking. CLIENT 3: cosmetics brand. said "not my niche" like idiot. turned down $2k. complete bullshit. good copywriters write for anyone. but i kept moving. 50 proposals daily. learning from every rejection. all while studying economics at university. worked at IBM while building side. hated corporate. meetings about meetings. 9-5 cage. but used it strategically. - learned how corporate clients think. - professional communication. - what pisses buyers off. stayed 2 years. built upwork portfolio. used corporate knowledge as weapon. THATS WHEN IT CLICKED. copywriting is human psychology. not industry expertise. was trying to copy everyone else. while neglecting my own experiences. started identifying lessons in my own life: - stories from nights in the city - what i read and saw online - experiences in IBM, university, campus looked for inspiration everywhere. 5 YEARS LATER: - hit $8k from laptop. - work 20 hours week. - charge $1k-2k per project. - pick my clients. built on authenticity + proven psychology = created grovehatch agency. NOW TEACHING OTHERS. not theory. actual system that got me here. - upwork proposals. - AI stack. - pricing strategy. - personal brand. - client acquisition. eastern europe taught me hunger. created fuel comfortable people never develop. ibm taught me corporate psychology. clients respect it. university taught me economic systems. also gave me all the crazy stories. upwork taught me execution. doing beats learning every time. WHO IS GROVEHATCH FOR: - beginners wanting real blueprint. - freelancers stuck at low rates. - anyone building copywriting business. WHO THIS ISN'T FOR: - people wanting motivation. - course collectors. - those afraid to execute. IN GROVEHATCH: we don't play safe. we post controversial. we charge premium. we use AI to dominate. we build authentic brands. we execute before feeling ready. average copywriters are bland and boring as fuck. you can spot grovehatch copywriter from mile ahead. and yet i'm still learning and just beginning my path. same as you. join grovehatch telegram: t.me/thegrovehatch copywriting playbook: playbook.grovehatchagency.com coaching program: dm "grovehatch" real stories. real results. real methods. no corporate speak. no fake highlights. no pussy behavior. just what actually works. lock in.
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here's how your corporate career will go: > accept the "stable job" at 22 > grind for promotions you don't care about > turn 45, realize you traded your soul for benefits > get bitter watching 25-year-olds make €10K/month from biz > blame "the economy" or "AI taking jobs" > die with regrets and a modest pension person to blame is you. right now. the one too scared to bet on yourself. it the Excel sheets really your dream??
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corporate life has to be the most soulless and spiritually draining thing a human can do. superficial lights, sitting behind desk looking at sheets all day. writing pointless emails for pure bureaucracy. your job leads to nothing with real impact. just putting numbers from one program to another. meetings about meetings, instant coffee, chitchat about nothing. fake "how was your weekend?" every morning while your soul dies a little more each day.
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Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit

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Damian@dublin_damo·
Final day in Rome, and there's no time to waste.
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@1ssve that says something about the work enviroment, huh?
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Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit
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@mrberkanxk1 our brains can't even imagine that reality anymore lol.
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BERKAN@mrberkanxk1·
imagine the freedom niggas had back in the day no MOBILE PHONES They could technically do whatever the fuck they wanted without an annoying bitch or family member spamming their phone weeks or even months going on adventures with ZERO CONTACT with anyone free roaming in peace. No one to answer to must have been good times
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@1ssve say nothing, just leave.
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@alwayswylde i love them but in no way the same bond i have with my homeboys.
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uni friends are literally the biggest joke of your life
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@systole_ it's the real new years eve.
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seiya@systole_·
every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time
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finnish sauna is activity only for high testosterone men. sweat like a mf. suffer in cold water. breathe in present moment. get rid of all the bad bacteria. enter meditative state. but sure go track your sleep with a ring and drink matcha instead.
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everyone's optimizing backwards. dudes spending $500 on sleep trackers, blue light glasses, 47 vitamins. but they're depressed, lonely, haven't had sex in 6 months. my grandpa: smoked cigarettes, drank vodka, worked construction, lived to 82. had more fun in one week than these biohackers will have in a lifetime.
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Someone told me: "Either increase sacrifice or reduce desire" I can't sleep since then
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truman show is the greatest movie of all time.
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every success was delusion at the start. elon saying he'll colonize mars. "bro you can't even make a profitable car company" what??? zuckerberg saying he'll connect the world. "you made a website for college kids to rate each other" bezos saying he'll deliver everything to your door. "you're selling books from a garage" the audacity even sounds insane. turns out delusion is just vision before the results show up.
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Bratislava is the best city to live in 2026 and it's not even close. capital of Slovakia has everything from both worlds. all the good innovations and trends from western countries. without the immigration, degeneracy and woke stuff. also all the good traditions from eastern countries. focus on family, religion, european life balance. not too big. not too small. beautiful old town in centre with modern office downtown. clubs, bars, parks, sports... superior.
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The only cities worth living in: - London - Sydney - Berlin - Austin - Toronto - Lisbon - Bangkok - Capetown - Montreal - New York - Vancouver - Los Angeles Everything else is ass.

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> be european > wake up at 10am > espresso and cigarette on balcony > sun already shining > put on linen shirt daniel craig bond style > meet the boys at 1pm > long lunch by the river > wine flowing > shisha afterwards > 3 hour conversation about nothing and everything > walk around old town > flirt with every hot girl we see > another coffee at 6pm > aperitivo at 8pm > dancebar at 10pm > wake up and do it again > delusional optimism > white boy summer
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