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OFFICIAL LEGAL NOTICE
To: Aderonke (Defendant)
This is to formally notify you that you are hereby charged with the unlawful and unauthorized addition of MILK into Moi Moi — a sacred and culturally protected delicacy under the unwritten Constitution of the Federal Republic of Beans.
As a self-appointed Custodian and Defender of Authentic Moi Moi, I have observed with deep emotional distress and culinary heartbreak that you deliberately introduced dairy substances into a recipe that has thrived for generations without such interference.
Be informed that:
Moi Moi is built on beans, pepper, onions, oil, and discipline.
Milk is not — and has never been — part of the ancestral agreement.
Your actions have caused confusion in the taste bud community.
You are hereby fined the sum of ₦15,000,000 (Fifteen Million Naira Only) for:
Recipe tampering
Cultural disturbance
Emotional damages to traditionalists
Failure to comply may result in:
Public debate
Panel of Nigerian mothers review
Immediate revocation of your Moi Moi license
This matter can be settled peacefully by publicly admitting that beans deserve respect.
Signed,
The Custodian of Moi Moi
Protector of Texture
Guardian of Steaming Pots.
Aderonke Asake Oreke(Foodstuff vendor)@Fancyfoodmart
Do you add milk to your moi moi too? Professional chefs jn the house,do you recommend this? How will it come out?
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