Mike

Therapy isn’t always talking to someone. Sometimes it’s a fire by a river with a cigar and a little bit of good whiskey. a.co/d/0ar0cSYR

@Dashytwo That math ain’t mathing a.co/d/0fgFbDMh

There's 8 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left

@ItsLulu_7 lol it rewards those who can coordinate resources and manage money. For example the author who can promote his book the best gets the most money for it…so check out my book! a.co/d/0ddcJRVJ

Capitalism doesn't reward skill

@AntiWokeMemes Fuck the WHO. They are the enemy. a.co/d/08EOtxjD

The WHO claims that eating Bacon is not good for you. What will you do next? A. Eat Even More Bacon B. Trust the WHO

@Helldivers_NOW I agree with this line. I would like to see bigger squads. Like why not 8 Helldivers? a.co/d/08EOtxjD

Pilestedt's line

@skumWgmi For comparison, a four bedroom house went for about 4 gold bars. That same house would now cost 4 gold bars. Our money is worth less than it was. There is a systemic problem and printing more money and taxes make it worse. a.co/d/08EOtxjD

My neighbor bought his house in 1987 for $74,000. He refinanced once. He paid it off. His property taxes are $1,800/year because of how long he's owned it. The exact same house next door just sold for $710,000. The 28-year-old who bought it pays $9,200/year in taxes. And $4,100/month on the mortgage. Same street. Same house. Completely different life. We didn't just price people out of homes. We priced them out of futures.

@ma1ybe I don’t think the designer really understands what parts of the body are needed for cheating…but sadly you are correct about the underwear. a.co/d/08EOtxjD

Great, now make an anti- rape underwear

@lady_valor_07 The carbs. Every thing else is perfect a.co/d/08EOtxjD

Remove one thing from this plate..

@jeremyct This one thing I will give you. Modern cars are shit boxes covered with glittery things like touch screens. The boomers had cars that were meant to run forever then we all got duped with this plastic trash that is designed to be disposable. a.co/d/08EOtxjD

my transmission died uncle told me: “just buy a reliable used car like we used to.” then i showed him the market. a decent 2015 honda with over 140k miles was like $14k cash. he said: “back in my day i paid $4,000.” i adjusted it for inflation and it was STILL cheaper than cars today then he hit me with “you just need to negotiate better.” now people are out here paying hundreds monthly for 8-9 years on used cars they didn’t even want. “just buy used” stopped making sense when used cars started costing what new cars used to.

@FertigNeverDies AIRBORNE!

For whoever needs to hear this... Sorry, but I don't socialize with Snow Mexicans or those who think they have something in common with paratroopers because they're a sky-diver.

@mapleblooded There is an important fact missing in your equation: they didn’t step out of high school, into a high paying job, buy a house, a car and spit out four kids. They struggled at the bottom in their 20’s (where you are now) and eventually got into a position where they had $$$

Nobody is saying Boomers didn’t work hard. What we’re saying is that you’re denying that you could afford a decent quality of life by working in retail or in a factory. And then you get defensive and say younger generations don’t work hard. Just acknowledge reality.

@Sofia50020Sofia I named him Jack Check out my book a.co/d/0hdl6wHL

What would you name this dog?

@EricSpracklen “The main character” syndrome is real a.co/d/0hdl6wHL

This isn’t even a college graduation… It’s high school. Literally a bare minimum achievement.

@gunfanatics1 Superior tech can be overcome by sufficient numbers of tech that is “good enough” a.co/d/0hdl6wHL

Is the "T-34" approach (crude, mass-produced, effective) superior to the "Tiger" approach (over-engineered, expensive, precise) in warfare?

@MetamateDaz 7 days of food vs $80 on one meal a day. …is she serious? a.co/d/0hdl6wHL

so after doing the math I’ve realized if I eat a chipotle bowl every day that’s only about $80 a week, which is MUCH LESS less money than I’ve been spending on weekly groceries

@Steezehuman Is that before or after taxes? a.co/d/0hdl6wHL

Be honest

@Type07Safety Sig 365X a.co/d/0hdl6wHL

"Whats the smallest gun you carry?" The Smith & Wesson Bodyguard 2.0 🥵 Seriously, seeing this pocket-sized powerhouse next to normal household objects is hilarious—especially when you stack it up against a massive 8-inch revolver!

@kralle2004 Yes. Checkout my book. a.co/d/0ciAPoqx

普普通通的男人大多会挑哪一个呀

@LoneAlphaWolf @SecWar Fuck yeah! Welcome to the brotherhood! Even if your not a Paratrooper🤣 Check out my book a.co/d/0ciAPoqx

And just like that my daughter is now the property of the United States Of America. We did a thing. And yep she’s as badass as her momma!!! #Navy @SecWar 🇺🇸❤️ Staying off grid while the process was finished. Congratulations to E3 Burk your momma is so proud of you and your daddy is def watching over you from heaven. Although he is prob screechin go Army 😂.

@manhattanmaker You may be wrong…but I still agree with you. We need to go back to real cars. Check out my book a.co/d/0ciAPoqx

For 48 hours I’ve been dealing with crybabies bitching about lunch sandwiches, home prices, the dollar and inflation. None of those f&gs would have a clue as to how to drive or control this beast. There’s a direct correlation between muscle cars and the downfall of capitalism and our economy. They blame boomers, I blame paddle shifters, ABS breaks, traction control and air bags. Man the fuck up, or get the fuck out of the way. Cc @Shr00msy @drsuffy @fakeftedd