Miles Devine

50 - Players to create 50+ chances in the Premier League this season: 101 Bruno Fernandes 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 Anton Stach, Declan Rice, Dominik Szoboszlai 57 56 55 54 53 52 Bukayo Saka 51 Enzo Fernández 50 Florian Wirtz Outlier.

Ugarte

How was Amad’s not a pen and that is? 🫠

The best part of the most recent @WeAreTheOverlap makes absolutely not sense.

Unpopular opinion: Rodri is washed.

Madrid fans always wearing the white strip is very aesthetically pleasing

When Ronaldo did this to Diego Simeone 🤯

That goal 🥵

United are rubbish to watch when Amad doesn’t play. Our best attacking player (bar Bruno) by an absolute mile.

Fuck I’ll miss uncle Cas

Unpopular opinion: Ally McCoist is a melt.

Why has the word formation been changed to system in football? Almost as bad as sitting deep being replaced with low block.

He thought it was a pizza.

Bruno has to be in the PL POTY conversation. What a season.

@FourFourTwo @bryansgunn @antoshotstopper

🎱 A fitting tribute to the late John Virgo, by the excellent @bryansgunn

Opening a new gym starter kit:

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

@TheUnitedExtra @antoshotstopper

@Igottafigh64510 Not one water balloon on target. Shocking

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️